Cute things your children say!

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My toddler calls his backpack his packet and his trouser legs his sleeves, Father Christmas is farmer Christmas and he says brooksoost for breakfast! Picnic is pink pink!

My nearly 2 year old
Git git - biscuit
nit nit - blanket
wah - apple
bubba - brother
foow - dog (??)

He melts my heart every single day

DS3 calls escalators "lifting stairs"

When DS and DD talk to each other one will say thank you for something and the other replies "oh you're most welcome!"

Love all their own wee individual ways of saying things! We have bumbella for umbrella, fleats for pleats and nursety for nursery, I’m now incapable of saying these words right myself.

Brexit for breakfast is my current favourite though, wish I had recorded her screaming “I don’t want brexit!”repeatedly one morning, she was confused when I kept replying that no one does but you have to eat your Cheerios

Not saying but if you tell my two year old to close his eyes and go to sleep he puts his fingers in his ears and pretends to snore

DH told my five year old to stop being a drama queen one night, it’s now known as being a “pyjama queen”

I still say pecklish instead of peckish to the point that peckish sounds wrong to me and I’m 32!

My son(3) calls my hair bands 'bear-hands' - I love it

I'm loving these. It's making me so emotional reading about children who are now grown up :-( my son says cubumber for cucumber which sounds rather adorable.

He used to say wawhite for water, no idea where that came from but he'd call it really dramatically and quietly as if he was so thirsty and my husband still occasionally says it now in the same pitiful voice

My son also says 'next time' for tomorrow

Hair cup instead of hair cut is always a win

Muddy cuddles for puddles from my 3yr old

DD 18 months has the sweetest little voice. No sentences yet but lovely little words. Any insect is ‘Bees!!’ said with much excitement.

When she wants more of something she says, ‘Ma-more?’ which is very sweet.

My favourite is her word for thank you- ‘Da-Chi!’ said very chirpily. She also says it when she wants you to take something from her. DH and I say it to each other all the time now, and I’ve accidentally said it at work too.

My son also used to say tattoo and my husband still says to me 'tattoo mummy' 😂

My favourite is when my son says to me 'mummy..... you're lovely' or 'mummy.... I love you' 😍

I can't bear the thought that one day I won't be the most important person in his world!

My 3yo has started putting her hands gently on my cheeks and saying "close your eyes, count to 3 and calm down"... no idea where she's heard it but it does melt my heart and make me laugh at the same time

I love everything my DS(2) says.

He used to sing 'mama mama mice' meaning I am nice. He will often say 'daddy best' or 'mammy best'

Whether he goes up or down the stairs, he'll often say he is 'going down the bank'

Sainsburys is Soomburys

Love him to bits 💙

Oh and he calls the hairdresser Lady chop chop

My 2yo insists the moon is a bubble, he gets quite cross if you tell him it's actually the moon and he can't pop it.

When he's eaten his dinner he often says 'mummy, full of insert food type' and pats his tummy

The way he says 'mummy' in the morning, with such affection in his voice 💖 absolutely melts my heart.

If he's slept with me over night sometimes he'll wake me up by kissing me and saying 'mummy, up'.
(My poor DH takes the neglect from both of us quite well )

Or when he asks DH for milk please 'Daddy more malk tease' then thanks him 'Ta-Ka daddy malk'

DS who is nearly three asks if he can "play a little wild" instead of while which makes me smile.
Yesterday he came up to me and said "we go outside for a chat please?". The living room was too noisy and he wanted some peace.
He also comes out with "I don't like you!! I LOVE YOU" and says it with the biggest grin on his face.
Our favourite is singing the alphabet "yellow mellow" instead of L M N O.

Oh and butterfly is 'Fah-fah-Fah' but said in a very whimsical voice.

Ds, almost 4, 'Farver Crispmouse' , 'Welpingtons or welpies' (wellies) ,
Told MIL yesterday he does 'very pongy poops' .

DD - 20 months likes a 'ninna' (banana) and when she is tired says 'me peeps'. When she wants DH to pick her up for a cuudle she holds her arms up and say 'Luffs Dada'. Her favourite expression is ' No no not not' accompanied by lots of head shaking when she does not want to do something.

DS is always dreadfully poorly in winter- were in the midst again now (asthma this time).... When the GP remarked on his lovely long blonde curls this evening, he said “yes. I’ve got dreadlocks!”

When I gently corrected him to “long locks” he got quite upset... he has friends at nursery whose parents have locks, so I can only think he’s had a chat with them and come away feeling a bit confused

He also merrily chirped in a perfect, clear voice “OH SHIT” (copying what I said UNDER MY BREATH) when I dropped my purse in the pharmacy.

His lungs are dreadful but clearly nothing at all wrong with his hearing

My DD was telling me off for something the other day, 'if you're not careful, you'll get a lump of cold for Christmas!'

Quite a mental image, that one... Suppose she's never seen coal!

She left me a voice message yesterday which ended 'kthanksbye!'

My 3 yr old ds pinched the last bit of my dsis drink this morning and she said to him "oh i wanted that last bit cheeky" and he replied "tough titties". I shouldn't of laughed but i couldn't help myself.
Also lasagna is called "lasantya" and horlicks is called "collicks" 😁

My 2 year old once told me
“I like you mummy, I think I’ll Keep you” 😂😍

Both my 7 and 10 (!!!!) year old DSs have told me they ‘could just hug you forever Mum’ this week. They are pretty awesome.

DD is cute constantly still, despite being a very big 5 year old. Her response to pretty much everything this week is ‘because I am five.’ She has been for 11 days

Oh @kaytee87 mumma up kisses are just so cute!!!

Ds assessed the heavy traffic and declared it to be due to all the other cars being communists this evening. When I queried it he said "you know people that come from a commune".
Turned out he meant commuters.

My brother calls raisins dead flies - he was 5 at the time - he's 23 now and still calls them dead flies

My dd calls conkers- plonkers