The worst nightclub you've ever been to?

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Ziggys, York c.1999. An old Regency townhouse that you would swear was still lived in. Sofas, scatter cushions, and chintz wallpaper on the walls - chintz wallpaper that actually started sweating by 10pm. The main dance floor was down in the basement with only one narrow staircase for access and which must have breached every single health and safety law known to man.

We only kept going because it was two WKD's for £1.50 on student night.

omgineedanamechange that really made me laugh. You can't buy class like that 

Plant Earth in Leeds was hilarious. The revolving dance floor was so small and got so full you couldn't actually move so you just stood there packed on sardines going round and round. Until inevitably there were too many people and it stopped moving. At that point, everyone shouted 'push!' and the people on the edge used to stand with one foot on, one foot off, pushing it round like a roundabout.

Pink Coconut in Derby was as grim as previously described. As was Valentino's in Stoke. I swear, if they'd actually checked people's IDs, the place would have been empty.

@workshyfop Yes I do. Home of 30p Tuesdays.

I was going to say Kellys too.
We travelled up and stayed overnight in a B and B because people raved about it
I went to the Hippodrome in Leicester Square, aged 16 on a trip with college. I don't remember anything about it except my friend had her bag nicked.

@zenasfuck

I’ve never been a Wolves native so just followed my boyfriend, but just had a google and I think it was where the Scala cinema once was on Worcester Street.

A great rock/metal night. if you avoided the gangsters and toilets

Anyone have any memories of the Venue on Crowley Rs in Oxford, circa 1991? No fire escapes, it was just like a big room above a shop, utterly heavy with sweaty bodies and 50p for a shot of watered down vodka. Bloody awful place but great house music!!

Casino Nightclub in Guildford. Worst night ever.

Jesters in Plymouth (gotta have a go on the punch bag). In fact I’ve never been in a good club there.

Wedgies and Steamrock in Bristol. The latter used to do a ‘Centurion’ competition where you’d drink a shot a minute.

Prime spot though has to go to Angelo’s in Swindon. Utter shithole.

Cromwell's in Huntingdon. Awful place - no atmosphere at all!

Had great times at the junction in Cambridge and that place on peas hill(?) Up the stairs. Forget the name now!

Had great teenage nights at pulse in Loughborough (echos was always empty and sticky!)
Jimmy deans in the middle of nowhere but not far from the Travs!

@KenDoddsDadsDog I always went on Tuesdays

God I had some awesome nights in Ceasers. £20 all you can drink & a midnight buffet - what's not to love?!?

Circus Tavern only place I ever left before dinner was served.

@picklemethat yes that was at the Plymouth Jesters as well

I can’t remember what it was called or where exactly this was - somewhere in eastish London. We had a works Christmas do booked at a ‘club with a swimming pool’, which around 18 years ago (to me at least) had me imagining some kind of sophisticated, tropical paradise. It turned out to just be a council leisure centre that had been shut down and reopened as a ‘club’. The dance floor was very clearly a gym possibly until a few hours before we turned up as there was still loads of equipment bolted to the floor that everyone kept tripping over.

Churchill’s in Accrington! £10 for enrty and all your drinks. An absolute dive but I’ve actully got really good memories from there!

How has Mardi Grais in Dundee not been mentioned yet!?

The Drop Zone in Biggin Hill.

Timepiece in Exeter. Shudder.

@BonnieF would the pink coconut still been around in the mid 90,s my sister was at Derby Univetsity and i think we might have gone i also remember a Blue note anf a Green man?

At Circus Tavern in the days when it was £12 for unlimited drinks and a buffet I fell over (on a bottle someone had flung on the dancefloor) and cut my leg open - on a broken bottle - quite badly. In hindsight I should have got it stitched (or at least had a tetanus shot) at the time I was just embarrassed that I had to be seen without my sheer 10 denier black tights which were offered to ribbons.

It was either there or Casino Rooms where a group of guys had a whipround to buy my bra. The pot got up to £75 but I gracefully declined.

@workshyfop There’s a reunion on 24th November , I’m tempted . Won’t be the same though if I don’t come home with fag burnt clothes 😂

@my3bears I remember when Crystals opened

One of the worst I’ve been to was sector 5 also in Leicester. It reeked of stale sweat.

I also remember a placed called hombres, somewhere off oxford street I think. Full of slimy creepy men, squaddies and minor was tender actors!

Happy days 😄

‘How has Mardi Grais in Dundee not been mentioned yet!?’

Ah the fabulous Manky Bra

The Conti club in Manchester it had a a big carribean type mural on the wall , it had a nurses night on a thursday though , The Roxy(latterly. Sol Viva) in Bury my sister actually met her dh there though, The Crown and cushion(affectionatly known as the Crowm and Flick knife due to large number of fights ) in Bolton Chuffers in Farnworth .

In Edinburgh
Walkers - male strippers, I remember being disgusted at one of them putting his bits in a drink. Total waste of vodka
Subway west end - every financial services firm in Edinburgh went there after work on a Friday. Total carnage by 8pm when it turned into a rave venue and there were people in white gloves fighting for dance floor space against office workers!