Ridiculous things you’ve done when drunk.

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I just spent five minutes sawing the burnt cheesy top off a pizza in order to eat the bread bit underneath in an unsorched state.

TBF, now my blood sugar is more stable, I’m a lot better.

I had a glass and a half of wine in front of the TV tonight, texting DH as he’s away with work. I forgot the couple of herbal relaxation supplements I’d taken this afternoon. They didn’t mix well.

Cue my grilling a pizza on high for 20 minutes rather than simply heating in the oven. Much smoke and a lot of hungry angst.

(Not me but) OH bought a horse. She’s still a adored family pet, 14 years on....

Me- booked a skiing holiday, only realised what I’d done when I read the confirmation email the next day.

Agreed to not only go for a Christmas break with DM and DF but also share a room with them.
Never again.DMs IBS and DFs snoring did not a good holiday make.

DB came home with a road cone.

Party guest at university staggered into house, looked in fridge and announced that there was no fecking Nookie Brown.
He was actually in the wrong house and the homeowners were more than a tad bewildered.