Ridiculous things you’ve done when drunk.

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I just spent five minutes sawing the burnt cheesy top off a pizza in order to eat the bread bit underneath in an unsorched state.

TBF, now my blood sugar is more stable, I’m a lot better.

I had a glass and a half of wine in front of the TV tonight, texting DH as he’s away with work. I forgot the couple of herbal relaxation supplements I’d taken this afternoon. They didn’t mix well.

Cue my grilling a pizza on high for 20 minutes rather than simply heating in the oven. Much smoke and a lot of hungry angst.

Went paddling in the sea on Brighton beach at 3am. In my beautiful brand new suede stilettos that I’d saved up for.

Although a part of me is to this day a tiny bit impressed that I managed to walk all the way across those cobbles in heels without falling over.

@OutsideTheUsualMoralConstraint

I think this thread is in really bad taste.

There is a court case/coroner's enquiry going on in Newcastle after a student died during a uni pub crawl, after having a heart attack through being forced to drink.

I think the idea it's 'funny' to get so drunk you do stupid things is badly timed considering the ad news today.

Have some sensitivity to the harm booze can do, today of all days.

Being drunk and doing silly things is not actually funny.

🙄 the fun police are here

Fell into an open sewer.
Puked in my sock.
Went out for a couple of hours and came home two days later, still thinking it was the same day.

@MrsTommyBanks was that you???!!

Aged 17 at my Saturday job's (at Our Price!!) xmas party in a local leisure centre (weird choice for a xmas party, but this was Chatham, Kent in 1987!!), got quite merry and ended up in a jacuzzi with the lovely other Saturday job employee - Luke! Nothing happened as I was sooooo shy and unconfident, but I remember laughing & laughing with him in the jacuzzi (fully clothed) with our beers. 😁

Also, aged 26, I became marooned in Paris on our series end of shoot lunch. We planned a day return to Paris for lunch.

After a delicious & quite boozy lunch with about 20 of us, I continued drinking with 2 other members of the team & we missed our Eurostar back to London. So we continued to drink & smoke (the youthful days of smoking fags 😁) and 1 person raced to the airport and got a flight back to London.
I continued drinking with the series director who was much older than me and slimy & creepy 😟. We had dinner & then found a hotel, he wanted to share a room, I said NO WAY!!! He then propositioned me and I walked off and we returned to work then next morning & I charged my company for the 2 hotel rooms.

@MrsBrownsGirlies No one understands the seriousness of the effects of alcohol more than me. I almost died due to my alcoholism ( in recovery now thankfully), my DM did die because of her alcoholism.
My heart goes out to the family of that young man. It truly does.
That said, its human nature to find humour in our darkest times. Its what we do.

@MrsBrownsGirlies No one understands the seriousness of the effects of alcohol more than me. I almost died due to my alcoholism ( in recovery now thankfully), my DM did die because of her alcoholism.
My heart goes out to the family of that young man. It truly does.
That said, its human nature to find humour in our darkest times. Its what we do.

Fell asleep on a lawn and got woken up by the timed sprinklers in the morning.

I fell into a bath full of ice and beer bottles once

(Because we don’t have fridges in Scotland)

@LanguidLobster I was one of four involved. I have no regrets. It was a fucking awesome weekend of Mums away. One was the caravan owner and Mum of one of the group.
Happy memories.

Sorry for the double post. Don't know how I managed that.

Jesus,

Got a lift off of a bouncer because I couldn't find my house

Sang karaoke with a live band

Booked a holiday to Amsterdam

Told 5 of my Male work colleagues that they all want to shag. Think they were petrified to deny it - then I might have talked about erm sex.

Then probably let myself get chatted up by one of the drunk directors and let him buy me drinks all night and walked off. Well why not!

Fallen and broken my foot.

Ended up in A&E. Etc etc

*Shag me

Ordered 100 multipacks of pom bears online and sat waiting for them to arrive as if it was a takeaway order from justeat. After an hour or so, I called the number on the order (Amazon) and got even more irate when they didn’t answer (at 2am). Then sent an email to the seller threatening to ‘take him to trading standards’.

I never eat pom bears.

I just typed out a whole list of others. Cringed and deleted.

The Shame.

Tobogganed down some concrete stairs into a basement. Broke both my feet.
Tried to scale a 10 foot high security fence at a friend's apartment complex after a fight with my boyfriend, so I could walk home. To Manchester. From London.
Got confused about who I was in bed with, and repeatedly called my boyfriend of two years the wrong name. We only lasted a couple more weeks.
Had to be stopped from buying a flight to Uzbekistan because I was complaining I hadn't been anywhere interesting for a while. Thank God for my less drunk more sensible mate!
I don't drink any more.

Came out of a no longer there club in Romford.
Got a burger and hotdog from the van outside.
Fell and smashed up my chin. Got a nasty cheer from the other clubbers.
Stood up and took a bow because, despite having blood dripping down my chin, I'd saved my street food.

Nothing, thank fuck.

I am drunk right now. Shared a bottle of wine and two glasses of presseco with a friend,

I'm such a lightweight so I just look stupid when I drink full stop.

I haven't done anything too bad when drunk. I just sing and cry a lot.

Being drunk and doing silly things is not actually funny.

Yeah, it is funny. I ran into a professor I used to work with whilst on holiday on my own in Europe. We both agreed to go together to Paris from Brussels, but we were too wasted and we got on the wrong train and then passed out and when we woke up, we were in Germany. We don't even remember buying the tickets. We laughed very much. It was funny.

I also once fell in a hedge and scratched the hell out of one side of my face and then had to tell work I fell whilst cycling.