Funniest Graffiti You’ve Ever Seen

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Mine was online on a stop sign.

Underneath: STOP

Someone had graffitied “Collaborate and Listen”

'Hitler sucks dick' on a secondary school wall made me laugh

'Skyscrapers are gay' on the boards around the construction site of a new luxury apartment tower.

Underneath a sign for Local Shops someone had written For Local People. Makes me laugh every time I see it. Also spotted a Hammer Time written underneath a roadside Stop sign.

Our favourite pub ( in aberdeen) is a haven for folk and local music. I loved “Skye (the island) is shit)

We also used to have a guy with a stencil in a village near my hometown.

There were a few roads in to Braco. And someone owned a stencil which said “TWINNED WITH TRUMPTON”. And the local authority would change the sign, and the next night it would be sprayed back.

It was wonderful- lasted a good 10 years...

Not exactly graffiti, but a big sign scrawled on a piece of cardboard:

"Please Beware of Tents when Running through Wales at Night"

There was context (in which it made sense), but I still wish I had a photo.

Love them!

@BathshebaKnickerStickers someone in a town near to mine regularly graffitied the town sign to “Welcome to Trumpton”

In uni toilets: “where are all the fit men?”

Different handwriting, underneath “in my bed”

Different handwriting again “what, both of them?”

I saw this on the internet the other day and sent it to a friend, I love it!

A desk in the English lecture theatre at my university had ‘Angel Clare is a wanker’.

Someone graffitied BANKSEY on the underpass a few months ago. Shame they couldn’t spell it right!

Many years ago a bus drove into my local pub. No-one was hurt but there was some considerable damage to a wall. Hoardings were duly erected to which a wag added the legend in large letters: DRIVE THROUGH OPENING SOON

On a public toilet in Newquay:
'Do not sit on this toilet seat, the crabs in here can jump 10 feet, but if you think that this is high, go next door the bastard's fly'

In Scotland ( Highlands) on a triangular ICE road sign ICE ice baby made me grin every time,

dH 's favourite at Northwick Park Hospital ( some time ago!) 'Nicholas Parsons is the opiate of the people'

On a bridge...
"cruise out" (re cruise missiles)
Underneath
"fly back"

Just remembered Totnes road signs twinned with both Narnia and Area 51 🤣

On a LITTER bin, the letters C at the beginning and IS at the end added on in black pen

There’s a train bridge near me where someone’s spray painted ’ANUS’ in two foot high bright yellow letters.

Makes me laugh every single time.

How could I have forgotten - a few of the 'beware horses' signs near us have been modified, including this one on the road just outside St Davids:

"Do not shit hear"
Spelt like I have spelt it

Written on a manky wall in Margate where dogs must have been pooping

Funniest of all was there was a shit there where the arrow was pointing to 😂

On a rural single track road near me which is used as a rat run by commuters, someone changed every "passing place" sign to "pissing place". Makes me giggle every time I drive along that road

I saw a van on the motorway that was really really dirty. On the back when lord of the rings was at the cinema, someone had written in the dirt, 'the passenger looks like gollum' . he did!

In a toilet many moons ago: Jimmy Saville ate my spine 😳

This speaks the truth

There’s a wall in town that someone has written ‘eat fish you wankers’ and done a stencil of someone throwing a massive fish. I have absolutely no idea what point they’re trying to get across but it always makes me laugh.