Funniest Graffiti You’ve Ever Seen

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Mine was online on a stop sign.

Underneath: STOP

Someone had graffitied “Collaborate and Listen”

An oldie, but a goodie. The hoarding was in New Cross, South London and this ad was there for ages.

I once passed a "queues likely" sign that someone had adapted to "queues likely bloody guaranteed"

Also in my uni toilets 10 years ago, the entire cubicle wall was covered in a seriously in-depth creation v evolution debate, added to by loads of different people (with the odd "call Dave's mum for sex" etc thrown in for good measure) - it was a fascinating loo read 😂

I’m pretty sure I’ve done one of these

On a toilet door.
‘My mum made me a lesbian’
Someone had added, ‘ if I bought the wool would she make me one too?’

On a toilet door next to a beach on PCH. "Warning! Don't go in bathroom. Your (sic) better off crapping your pants!"

For a while in a skateboard park near me 'Stop taking my book so seriously. God'.

These are so brilliant!

On a railway bridge:

Jesus Christ is Coming!
– only if he remembers to change at Darlington.

Lots of these are wonderful - &Sidge thanks so much for yours!

Wendy’s many years ago in the US had totally tasteless on the wall. I just thought very funny.

A friend told me that on the grit bin on the corner of his road, someone had used a Sharpie to add the word TRUE, in perfect lettering, in front of the word GRIT!

In Cardiff a few years ago, student accommodation signage "The heart of student living in Grangetown" had been doctored to say "Rip the hearts out of students living in Grangetown".

Always used to think about the parents dropping off their precious 18 year olds to that sign!

Ilkeston bypass had a sign saying 'NO PEDESTRIANS ON BYPASS' to which the letters K and B had been added on the NO.

Appealed to my juvenile sense of humour every time I drove past it.

Don't know if anyone watched the mighty redcar, worth a watch if not but there is an old disused golf course on the seafront, a big waste area really. It once had a fence all the way around and a big metal gate to secure it. Over time the fence has dissapeared but the metal gate remains.

Across the front someine has spraypainted 'Narnia'. It makes me laugh. Really sums up the humour in this area.

I have two:

I used to commute in and out of Charing Cross every day. Just outside London Bridge was a building site that for years had a hoarding with "Dave's big gusset" spray painted on to it. It's gone now. I miss it.

I don't have to commute any more, but my journey to work takes me through an underpass. I walked through one day to discover someone had spray painted "Howard Moon will bum you for loose change" on the wall. I miss The Mighty Boosh...

The back entrance to our local mental health hospital has a sign saying 'private property'. "Jedi training camp" has been added which makes me smile every time I see it.

On a public toilet door someone had stuck a sticker advertising moon cups underneath was written " Fuck off you hairy legged hippy" under that someone else had written "RICH hairy legged hippy with all that money they save on tampons and thermals"

Not strictly graffiti but under a sign saying No Fly Posters someone had posted loads of posters of a picture of a fly.

@MoreHairyThanScary Narnia is missing I'm tempted to reinstate it myself.

Plymouth used to have a sign saying 'spirit of discovery' which read 'disco' for years. Now it just says 'Britain's ocean city'

On the back of a truck we were following 😁

On the tube in London.

Under the word UNDERGROUND on the logo sign someone had added the immortal words ‘overground wombling free’

Inspired.

Covering the whole of a bus shelter wall, done very neatly in blocky colourful letters:
If art is a crime, then God forgive me!"

@Bathsheba I live in Braco! I remember that well! We also went through a phase of “Carse View” mysteriously missing the C off the start of the sign

@Spankyoumuchly that's from the Kenneth Branagh/Disney version of Cinderella

sidge brilliant!

In a public loo. "my mother made me a homosexual" and underneath, " if I give her the wool will she make me one"