Funniest Graffiti You’ve Ever Seen

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Mine was online on a stop sign.

Underneath: STOP

Someone had graffitied “Collaborate and Listen”

On the train

‘I love grils’ altered to ‘I love girls’. Underneath, someone wrote, ‘What about us grils?’

Written in huge letters on a bridge near here: "Barry Milner is thick". It's very A League of Gentlemen.

‘Davie sucks his mum’s cock’

Perfect.

This is totally outing to all of my colleagues but in the wall in the boys toilets someone once wrote
‘Mrs socks sucks’
Under it someone else has written
‘No she doesn’t, she always smiles and she is kind and she helps me with my maths.
Someone else has added
‘She is nis. She helps me with my ritin’

An older child has then written
‘She’s obviously not very good at it though’

It was painted over last year but I have a photo of it somewhere and it always makes me smile.

‘Naice’ rural idyll village near to where I live, renowned for its many retirees, has a sign with its village name and ‘a peaceful village in an area of outstanding natural beauty’ followed by a sign where some wag has removed the R and V, so now says ‘Please
d i e slowly’ .

On a garage wall near me the words ‘sex’ ‘poo’ and ‘love’ have been sprayed by what looks to be a rather young artist 😂
We’ve got a local road which is an open wall area for graffiti artist and some of the work is astounding.

Saw “Snakes with Tits” on the local Iceland the other day.

I used to live in Chepstow and we still reference some of the local graffiti, near a playground: cops like girls. Just love the innocence of the worst thing they could think of was liking girls. Another was written under hand written sign on a side road. The hand written sign went on at great length about the narrow pavement being for pedestrians to walk on and was not for cars to park on. Someone had scrawled underneath , oh do fuck off.

I went into the loos in a cafe and someone had written on the cubicle door

The tea in here is like making love on a raft
Fucking close to water

Still makes me laugh 🤣

Not graffiti but a placers at an anti-war march in the early ‘00s... “the only Bush I trust is my own”. Still giggling

Years ago someone wrote in huge letters on a long white wall in Herts 'I thought M25 was a vitamin until it went through my back garden'

At bottom of toilet door that had a gap to the floor "beware limbo dancers"

About 15 years ago I woke up one morning to find that a car opposite had been spray painted on all four sides with "Tim is sleeping with Becky" and "lying, cheating bastard"

I don't think it was a particularly amicable break up.

In a very naice, posh country town in Hampshire has the most middle class graffiti ever, and I love it. In chalk on a railway bridge someone's written:
HAVE COURAGE AND BE KIND
It's my new mantra. It brings me joy.

When I was in Year 3, I came across some graffiti on the wall at school stating the word "fock". I got a pen and corrected the spelling. I was in HUGE trouble for graffitiing and swearing.
I'm a teacher now. Evidently I was born to mark.

"HWBS is a crape school"

I always wanted to write "evidently" next to it

There's a village in Northumberland called Shilbottle.

Yup, some joker puts a line in the l changing it to a t.

I howl every time I see it. I feel let down when it's simply Shilbottle

Many, many years ago in Brixton (south London) daubed on a side of a building

' Free Winston Silcott '

Written underneath

'with every packet of weetabix'

Still makes me chuckle inside anyway

There is a very funny Stewart Lee sketch about shilbottle

Following some fallout between the football stadium owner and match day policing charges, someone had spray painted "POLICE CLEAN UP YOUR HORSE SHIT" nearby. Made me chuckle every time I walked past.

The inside door of a cubicle in the ladies' loos at Harrogate Wetherspoons:

'I like my boyfriend (26), however I love my friend (64). When we are together he use his tongue all the time - the best pleasure a woman can have - and he pay all my holiday'.

Painted over a few years ago now, but that's more or less verbatim! I think 'eat fish you wankers' might be my new favourite, though.

One of my all time faves

There's a STOP sign and someone wrote, 'don't' above it, and 'believing' under it. It's gorgeous!

I absolutely love graffiti, it makes me so happy.

This is my favourite.