Amusing typos you have commited/seen!

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I just tried to type 'acute bleeding' but somehow entered 'acute bellend' dying here, on my own, in my home office

It's been done before, but it's Friday and I'm in a good mood. Tell me of your typos!

I typed pubic instead of public.

In an email to my (rather priggish) line manager about my new timetable, I replied: "thank you for twerking it".

I meant tweaking.

@peanutbutterandbanana oh my goodness, how absolutely mortifying.

DS football coach sent a group WhatsApp about 'tits football' rather than 'tots'. Still makes me chuckle.

In a company newsletter, expensively printed on glossy paper and sent to all clients ..... the 'l' was omitted in 'public'

@peanutbutterandbanana good lord. 😮

The amount of times have written god instead of good is embarrassing. I work for a religious organisation.

I saw a blinder on a thread today!

Autocorrect autocorrected.... to autocarrot

A former colleague of mine was arranging a big international company event. In an email detail the timings, set up etc she finished with the line "please contact me if you have any queers" which should, of course, have been queries.

I always thought ‘autocarrot’ for autocorrect was a deliberate sarcastic comment, like Grauniad for Guardian.

Years ago I read in The Times that whilst the Prime Minister was in Paris 'he visited the loo' - should have been the Louvre

Last week while out at a fireworks event I had to send a follow-up text to a friend explaining that we were in fact queueing for 'food not foof' haha. Not an autocorrect, I just mistyped it.

Jo

Pissing myself at "porkstations"

I trecently told someone that I had to go and tidy up because someone was coming round to practise their antisocial sex in the back room.

Sax. It was a sax.

Thread killer, that's me.

I sent a message to my friend recently talking about my doctor. It corrected doctor to dickhead. Couldn't be more accurate if it tried.

I asked a tradesman to call me when he arrived as we have an entry system, but for some reason it autocorrected to asking him to tickle me when he arrived!