Favourite Royle Family quotes or scenes

[MakeYourOwnFuckingTea]

Saw on Facebook that its now 20 years old!
I adore it and watch it over and over. Even the missing episode from series 3 where they leave baby David with Anthony so they can go boozing. Plus all the specials including the brilliant Queen of Sheba.

Dad! Your flies are undone!

Jim Royle: Ah, the cage might be open, but the beast is asleep.

Barbara Royle: Beast my arse!

Nana And they had soup of the day ...which was Friday

Oh my, so many favourite bits! Best episode was the Sunday lunch one I think, with Nana announcing “my favourite form of transport ... is a coach”. I just find that hilarious for some reason.

Jim saying (whatever) my arse!
unfortunately I've adopted this and use it frequently, more unfortunately my friends haven't picked up the allusion

Denise: I’m not drunk, I’ve only had nine

"not even a thin slice of ham,Barbara?"

I love the way Barbara looks at Denise as though she's just the most amazing person in the world - total admiration.

mambo no 5

Denise on Christmas- 'it's not for kids is it?'

Barbara to Valerie- 'I'd love a dyson'

Best series ever!!!

Are you sure it isn’t just a great big piss?

The episode where nana has been to elsies funeral and she's been pinching all the 'perishables' from elsies fridge and freezer.In fact all episodes are fab I watched them recently.The scene in queen of Sheba where Barbara is brushing nanas hair singing que sera sera sets me off crying every time!

The decorating scene where they dance to mambo no.5 and Barbara is dancing in the kitchen whilst cooking the bacon

I also like the bit where it's just Jim and Denise at the house before they get in to the car for her wedding.

Aw it's just so good. Where can you watch it?

I like the mundane and normal stuff that happens in most households such as
"Ooh that was a nice bit of cheese Barbara!"
"Yeah I'll go to him again".
"She's very high up in North West water."
"She's got some lovely wraparound skirts that Judith Chalmers"

With our Anthony's girlfriend - she's a vegetarian "shame" and then from nana "Barbara, can she have some wafer thin ham?"

I've got the box set on dvd. I brought it for me DP a few Christmases ago. He's never watched it. I have, repeatedly.

And mum to Denise, "what did you have for your tea?" Denise - "dairy lee on toast" - mum "oh"

Barb "what did you have for your tea Dave?"
Dave "sausage and chips"
Barb "oh...any gravy?"
Dave "no, me Mam couldn't be arsed"
Barb "I don't blame her, its nearly summer"

love it!!

Sorry. Favourite episode was when they went to the "pearl of Prestatyn" on holiday.No chip pan, holidays from hell quote makes me howl. 😂

It's on Netflix. Nana wanting Dave to give her a lift home after be and Denise get married!

Nut bush city limits

Jim’s skid marks in the caravan

Nanas nail extensions

Barbara scraping the dog poo off the shoes into the kitchen sink with a knife

Loved the whole thing.

He not be.

• Jim, don’t Valerie’s implants look lovely?
• They’re great, them, Valerie.

– I got her them for Christmas, you know. – Oh, well done.

• She didn’t want them. She wanted a Dyson.

– Oh, well, I’d love a Dyson. – I’d love a Dyson.

• Actually, I did get a Dyson as well.
• Oh, Valerie, what a Christmas! Implants and a Dyson!

‘And then they both had a crepe’

‘I’m not surprised after all that food’

It's on Netflix but you might be able to find it on YouTube. I wondered why there was an episode missing and found it on there. Was a while back though.

The one where Barbara is in the kitchen on her mobile, asking Denise how she is, is she feeling better, should Barbara go and collect her??
Denise weakly agrees, so Barbara goes to collect her...... from upstairs.