Things I could not care less about

[Minimammoth]

Just a list really, do share.

Cricket
Football
Kardashians
Celebrity B.B.
Celebrity anything
Diana’s lovers
Anything in The Daily Mail

There got that off my chest, I am sure more will arise.

Other people’s children

Pretty much the same as yours

Instamums

Ha, when I saw your title my first thought was cricket! I can drag up an interest in football and even tennis, but cricket, no.
Yes also to Kardashians and Celebrity BB
I can't agree that I couldn't care less about the Daily Mail, as it does elicit strong emotions in me - and I am interested in many of the stories it covers, it's just the way it covers them gives me the rage. I couldn't care less about The Mirror, really, now that is a newspaper I just find meh. Also The Times.

I will add:
Pokemon
All soap operas ( I used to be invested but not now)
Dogs

Sports
Modern art
Reality TV
Marvel superhero anything
Princess Diana and all the Royals
GBBO

Football!

Mates are thrilled about that one hence the sexism of "but you should love football mate, you're a guy"

Harry Potter
Star Wars
The Olympics

How clean your house/body/towel is
Trans people
Who parks where at supermarket
Celebrities, youtubers
Makeup, high heel shoes, handbags
RG universities
What's for dinner tonite
Whatever , rolling eyes, sucking teeth, etc.

Interior decoration.

Agree re high heels, and couture fashion.
Labels
Also don’t care what car you drive.

I couldn't be bothered about
-plot lines in EastEnders/Coronation Street/Emmerdale/The Archers (insert soap opera of choice)

• the not so private lives of the cast of the above.

-reality "stars"

Football ( unless home team in playoffs)
Lunch box hysteria
Shoes
Summer

Cars
Wimbledon
The Kardashians
Celeb BB/I'm a celeb/X factor/Love Island
Stupidly expensive handbags
Soaps

Reality/celeb competition TV (I haven’t ever watched even a minute of X factor/srictly type programmes)
Soap operas
TV murder series
Pretty much most TV tbh.
Instagram
Inane media of any type
Photographing food

Controversial perhaps but...

Body shaming

Boo hoo someone on social media doesn't think you're amazing...worse things happen at sea as they say.

People making lunch from breakfast buffets

Disney - in any shape or form

Alcohol
Contouring
Sports
World Cup
Wimbledon
Soaps
Love Island
Big Brother

Sports
The Royal family
Social media
Soaps
Cookery programmes
Shoes
Handbags
Labels/brands
Cars
Celebrity anything
Strictly
X factor

I can see I am in good company
Selfies
Veganism
Any petty arguments - life’s too short

Grey hair
Wrinkles
Make-up
Diets
Cars (except mine - I just want to go from A2B)
Back to school photos
School reports
Politicians’ sex lives
My Dad’s bloody bird table
Kirstie Alsopp’s privilege. (I didn’t even know who she was until today but she’s clearly an arse. Damaging property is a great role model isn’t it? Oh no - it’s ok if you’re fucking loaded!!!!!). Mmmmmm - I obviously do care a bit! 😂

Almost everything that everyone else has said
Televised sport of any kind.
Strictly
Soap operas
Reality TV
Cars

Umbrellas. What is the fucking point?

Umbrellas. What is the fucking point?

Errrr.... stops you getting wet?

Shirley - I beg to differ. The wind blows the rain at you anyway, cars splash you, the umbrella blows inside out and breaks, you can’t push the prom or carry all your shopping and then you leave the fucker on the bus.

Umbrellas and I have history. 😤

Transes
Most telly
The Queen's relations other than direct heirs, and there are only three.
France
The demise of Opal Fruits
Bird tables
MILs - both the old and the new one