Things I could not care less about

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Just a list really, do share.

Cricket
Football
Kardashians
Celebrity B.B.
Celebrity anything
Diana’s lovers
Anything in The Daily Mail

There got that off my chest, I am sure more will arise.

Baths, just hop in the shower

In Round Robin Christmas cards, senders who gives detailed descriptions of their off spring's achievements and what they've all been up to in the last year
Eugenie's up and coming wedding
Victoria Beckham and her children
Pretty much all sports
Soaps - just don't watch them
Events like London Fashion Week and the way famous people are photographed gathered around the catwalk as if they are about to experience the second coming. Frocks so fascinating
Must have technology - I can't worship at the altar of the latest "must have" phone, because I just don't care. All those people snaking round the block and queuing all night for Apple's latest whatever
Lily Allen - too much information, she should learn the meaning of "enigmatic" and then try and apply that to her public image.
Ditto Katie Price, but then I suppose there'd be no Katie Price, Lily Allen has her reedy voice to fall back on I suppose.
The worship of cars

TOWIE and it's Chelsea counterpart and anyone who has featured in either of them. I'm especially not interested in their babies.

*Its not it's.

Everything mil says. Usually a monologue about people I have never met or what she has for dinner 😴

Instagram 'unboxing'

Eyebrows (two slugs going to war)

Contouring

Soaps

Playground chat and kid politics

Body chat (don't give a shit what you look like, none of my concern whatsoever)
Gay/trans chat- again, love who you want, be who you want

Tractors

Celebrities
Soaps
Fortnite
Status symbols

Ahh, that’s better.

Parent and child parking. Couldn’t give a fuck.

Your partner's job/status/wealth
Your children

Cellulite. I'm not even 100% sure what it is, I may be riddled with it and...I just don't care.

Soaps
Celebrity gossip
Weird dietary whims
Staying out later than 9.00 pm

Cellulite. I'm not even 100% sure what it is, I may be riddled with it and...I just don't care.

Me too. But I think you're supposed to brush it or roll it or something?

Other peoples' children/photos and i'm sure no one is interested in mine either! That's why i'm not on Facebook!

Disney.
Spoilt kids and consequently their parents.
Any TV other than films.
Parking.
Lazy speach.
PTA mums (sorry).
Any kind of filling forms in.
Uniform policies.

Sales. Especially the ones where people queue at 4am to get in.

Then inevitably it's basically a huge jumble sale bun fight.

Just no. I'll pay extra not to have that stress, thanks!

Sport of any description,
Other people's holidays, houses and children,
Children generally,
Audis,
The whole celebrity industry,
Great British Bake Off,
Big Brother and similar television shit,
Strictly Cum Dancing,
X Factor,
Chavs,
R&B, dance music, grime, rap and so on,
People who worship the rule book while disregarding personal judgement and common
sense,
Smart-arse panel shows where the celebrity contestants constantly try to out-witticism
each other.

And so on...

My BIL's religious (or rather non-religious) views.
My SIL's political ditto.
I sometimes think I married the only one of that family with any sense.

Reality TV
Famous people who are famous for being famous.
Feelz.

Soft play
Baby/toddler groups
Hypnobirthing
Diets and people that go on about what they eat as if I give a shit
Exercise and people that go on about their regime as if I give a shit
Presenteism and clock watching
Micromanagement
Lack of flexibility/jobsworths
Mosquitoes/bugs/spiders
Stiff upper lip people
Brexiters

Pretty much anything apart from what happens in my own little world.

Brexit

There should be a spreadsheet with ticks for this thread!

Daily mail slebs (I don't know who they are)
Secondary royals (Edward / Andrew)
Married ins (Pippa,)
Scripted reality
Soaps
Foodies
Strictly
x Factor
Corbyn / Momentum
Hearing about people I have never met (looking at you DW & MIL)
Any form of shopping, or hearing about other people shopping.

There will be more

Kirstie Allsop breaking her sons' ipads. Yes it wasteful but nobody died.

Cars - as long as they are roadworthy I couldn't care less about them.

Housework

Other people's personal lives

Strictly
Celebrities
Love island