Things I could not care less about

[Minimammoth]

Just a list really, do share.

Cricket
Football
Kardashians
Celebrity B.B.
Celebrity anything
Diana’s lovers
Anything in The Daily Mail

There got that off my chest, I am sure more will arise.

All religion
People who call themselves ‘influencers’
Brexit, dreadful idea being dreadfully negotiated
Stand up comedians/observational comedy
Every film that’s come out since about 2000
All ‘pop’ music since 1990
New Year
Alcohol
Parties
All sports
Trends imported from The States - graduation, proms, yearbooks, baby showers.
Tattoos

Madonna
Agree re pop music too, in general, don’t care doesn’t move me( too old)
Other people’s sexuality

X Factor
Horse racing
Soap operas, unless someone I know is in them (hasn't been the case for c 20 years)
New Year celebrations
Facebook

Nail "art"
Soaps of any kind
Doctor Who
Vampire -type films and series and associated bollox
Emo anything
Apple watches
People getting all het up about parking
Cats

Ant & Dec (or Anton D'Eck as I thought the name was)

Long distant running, or even short distance running.

Wimbledon or any tennis really/

Talent contests.

The Duchess of Sussex (or maybe it's Suffolk) and her family.

a very detailed account of your drive to get here
what you did at the gym
petrol prices
what you intend to do at the gym and why
anything connected in any way to running
a detailed description of minor medical issues you have experienced in your life
Celebrity reality shows
Reality shows of any kind
Two hours of ranting about the illuminati/new world order/chem trails/climate change is a lie/the boston bombings were preformed by a group of actors/vaccines/WAKE UP SHEEPLE etc
Sportswear
Ranting about social media/the internet/apple/starbucks/millenials
Your incredibly petty dispute with another person whom I do not know
Anything to do with cars
Star Wars
The fucking 'Marvel Universe'
Lego
Anything to do with Poker or similar card games
Over complicated board games like Hero Quest or World Of Warcraft
Actually any computer games that arent lemmings or solitaire.
Justin Bieber
Sam Smith and that other whiny red headed person who sounds the same
Your pets illness/how much you love your pet/pictures of your pet

School run small talk
Other people's children
Sport
TOWIE/similar
Star Wars
Cats
Play dates

Runners going on about running

Everyone getting puppies

False nails

Makeup tutorials

Football

Other people's kids achievements

Activities other people's kids do

Mind numbingly boring shite MIL talks about people I don't know or various made up illnesses

Other people's dreams

Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat etc

F1, Golf, TOWIE, Star Wars, Loose Women, Ant & Dec, Bake Off.

Whatever is on trend generally annoys the tits off me.

Marble effect stuff
Massive drawn on eyebrows (also make-up that requires more than 5 minutes to apply)
Celebrities
Gardening
FACEBOOK

Reality tv, anything about celebs
Royals
What Theresa May is fucking wearing
Instagram anything, just why?
What ever fad diet you're on

How many 'steps' people have done that day. Seriously, I don't care!
Inspirational quotes on social media
People who do something very average (think 5k run, give up alcohol for a month) and expect sponsorship.
Bake Off
Christmas parties
High heels
Prosecco

I second prosecco. And I’d also add trendy flavoured gin with far too much ice in the glass.

Also the entire royal family. Even the new ones. Just bugger off.

All and any reality TV & 95% of regular TV too.
Anything to do with Slebs.
Any social media apart from the dozen or so photographic accounts I follow on Instagram.
Other people's pets.
Other people's complicated eating habits or allergies or intolerances.
Expensive handbags and shoes (but I love expensive make up and skincare).

Yes to gin, don’t see the point of it, don’t understand it.

Meetings. Can we not just make a decision and crack on, rather than agonising over everything. It will all come out in the wash anyway.

Grey painted rooms

Gin
Hair extensions
Tattoos
The Beckhams

Yes!!!

GBBO
Status
Pumpkin Spice Lattes
Facebook
Your baby that doesn’t cry and sleeps for 4 hours at a time
Vegan food
Celeb BB
BB
Love Island
Eamon Holmes
Loose Women
Jeremy Kyle
The orange slimy twat that presents with Susannah Reid

CENTRE PARCS

Tattoos

Your wedding. Yep I will act excited that you are engaged but the following 18 months detailing every tiny detail and upset does not interest me. I am not your fiancé, his mother or your mother. These are the only people interested. And usually, on the day, it will be like every other bloody wedding. Hanging around in a bloody souless country house for hours, bland food, crap evening do at mega expense.

Football (And it takes over my dps life and in turn ours because he plays)

Facebook, don't have it , don't want it so everyone stop talking me to get it!

Mum's at school who drive up in their range rover vougues to pick up their designer kids and take them to their massive houses. ( Actually more jealous if them really😂)

Xfactor
Celeb bb
Strictly

Trans people.
Other people's sex lives.
Other people's hobbies.
Other people's hair/tattoos/piercings.
I think maybe most other people actually. I genuinely have no feelings about 99.9% of humanity. If they aren't actively hurting me, they can do whatever they want. I probably shouldn't read MN really

Your loft conversion

Other people's dreams
The Lake Distruct
Olympics