Things I could not care less about

[Minimammoth]

Just a list really, do share.

Cricket
Football
Kardashians
Celebrity B.B.
Celebrity anything
Diana’s lovers
Anything in The Daily Mail

There got that off my chest, I am sure more will arise.

Cars and descriptions of other people's car journeys.
How tired a person is (thinking of a particular colleague here who likes to update me on this regularly )
Other people's dreams.
Details of anyone's sex life.
Disney.

football
soap operas
celebrities doing anything ( bake off, CBB, eggheads) it doesn't make it better, in fact celebrities doing anything marrying babies politics why does being a celebrity make your opinion on anything from climate change yoga, aloe vera diets brexit worthy of being listened to for a quarter of a nanosecond
reality TV
high heels
women of 40/50/60 looking like women of 40/50/60 it's normal don't comment
handbags
what grades you got in your O or A levels (i'm way too old for GCSE)

What other people eat
Harry Potter
How intelligent other people's children are
The private lives of soap stars

Other people's dogs. No one cares MIL. I certainly don't.

Musicals
Fascination with nails, false nails
World cup
Baking

I also have no interest in small talk whatsoever, bloody hate it. Don't get people who enjoy chit chat

Strictly come dancing
People’s dogs
People picking blackberry’s off my hedge (the neighbour came round to tell me, couldn’t care less tbh)
Pubic hair. Currently rocking a 70s bush

Sports, unless I know someone involved which ever since my son gave up kids' football is highly unlikely.

The latest fad.

Most things outside my control.

Most men.

Sports of any kind

Other people's kids achievements

Other people's engagements marriage or births apart from immediate family.

Brand names

Cars

Gluten free stuff

Other people's holidays

The political who said what to whom crap.

Brexit

Trump

Petroleum prices

Umbrellas
baby on board car stickers
tOWIE/Chelsea etc ‘celebs’
Kardashian’s
Unicorns/flamingoes/cactus/avocados/pineapple
Yankee candles

Reality TV - Big brother, Love Island, x Factor, etc
Celebrity gossip
Back to school photos
Instagram
Photos with filters
Christmas (in September)
Having my nails 'done'
Detailed accounts of other people's jobs
Running
Clean eating

Prosecco
Spa Days
Make Up
"Clean" eating or other such shite
Television
Anything "Celeb" related
Cosmetic Surgery, fillers, botox etc

I'm a grumpy old woman :)

Violet - Christmas. Yes!!!!

Bloody, fucking, shit-cunting Christmas.

It’s on my tits already.

It’s time to stop it, isn’t it?

Need to stop reading this thread before I explode with rage.

Other people’s opnions.

Strictly come dancing !

Soaps
X Factor
People who bang on about how busy they are (do fuck off)
People who talk about their kids constantly
Facebook
Cars
False nails, eyelashes, tits etc
People who talk about their diets
High heels
Star Wars
Disney
Joules
Boden
Cath kidston

Ironing

People rehoming pets

Expensive handbags

Other people's kids.
Game of thrones

Pretty much all sports. Especially football.
The soaps. Nonsense
Cosmetics. Boring
Exercise bores. Keep fit by all means, I love a long walk, but I’m sick of seeing on SM how many steps someone has done or how many miles their run was. Yawn.

Soaps
Bake off
Football
Other people's cars. Yawn. It's a method of transportation, not a lifestyle choice.
Diet clubs. Just another way to fleece people.
Craft crap on Facebook.
Other people's holiday photos

My giveashitometer doesn't even flicker

Just seen spa days up thread. God yes, what a bore of a day!

Being told all about the lives of people I have never met and will never meet. As in "You know SILs brothers wifes uncle went on a cruise!!! and on and on all the details. Fifth hand information that I dont care about!