Things I could not care less about

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Just a list really, do share.

Cricket
Football
Kardashians
Celebrity B.B.
Celebrity anything
Diana’s lovers
Anything in The Daily Mail

There got that off my chest, I am sure more will arise.

How much alcohol other people drink
Hen do's
Fancy cars. It's 4 fucking wheels and a seat, why does it cost the same as my first house?
MAC or urban decay make up.
Ditto Kardashians
Infant formula milk being on offer. I'm in breastfeeding groups that treat a yellow-stickered tin of formula like the crime of the century

Speed cameras...other drivers seem outraged they exist. I don't care...easy not to get caught...don't speed.

Chocolate. Yuck.

Talking on the phone to anyone at all.
Talking to other parents in the playground
Meeting people you know in the shops/street or anywhere.

I do like people I just don't want to talk to them unless I arrange it before hand, is that strange? I've never thought about that until just now

Katie Price's love life. How is that front page news?

TOWIE/Made in Chelsea/Love Island/X Factor
Internet/YouTube stars. Never heard of any of them.
Game updates on Facebook, e.g. FarmVille.
Which of my Facebook friends has liked a random product e.g. Mars bars or Persil washing powder.
Cars
Most sport
Hair care products
I tried watching the Kardashians once. It just showed one of them clothes shopping and whinging in the back of a car. I would have liked to find out what all the fuss was about, but I couldn't stick with it.

District

Gender reveals for baby's. No one cares what your baby is going to be except you and maybe your immediate family, stop posting it on social media or anywhere else!

Anything made by Apple

I forgot gadgets. I don't care what phone I have as long as it has a long battery life. I disabled the internet on mine as it was expensive. I don't have much electronic stuff and I keep forgetting to charge what I do have.

Gin
Macarons
Cupcakes
BBQ food
Art galleries (mainly because they're spoiled by hordes of people taking selfies)

High heeled shoes,
'Sexy' Uncomfortable looking pants,
Umbrellas-totally agree,
Celebrity lifestyle 'experts'
Potatoes -unless they are chips

Fortnite
Avocado toast
Soaps
X factor and all that shite
Chick lit
HD brows
V expensive cars
Take a break

TV Hospital dramas
Hen do's
Facebook
Baby showers
Sports
Expensive cars

The Karshitians
Football
Strictly
Celeb Big Brother
Eastenders
Tennis
Taking makeup tips from girls/women who look like drag queens
Other people's opinions about how long older women's hair should be (or not)
Other people's opinions on what a sex life should/shouldn't be
High heels
Madonna
Corbyn
Dogs tin hat on for that one
People who don't understand that losing weight is about calorie intake/expenditure not how many fucking carbs you eat

Reality tv, anything with celebrity in its title, chocolate.

What anyone wears or eats. What anyone identifies as. Who anyone sleeps with. What anyone does in the gym. How much anyone weighs. Anyone's holiday. Where anyone is having a drink/posing for a pic. How anyone decorates their home/how clean or otherwise said home is.

Other people’s opinions on my being vegetarian.
Other people’s opinions on vegans - I know these are similar but just bore off, I don’t care how much you enjoy a steak. I don’t lecture you so don’t lecture me!
Expensive holidays to Dubai etc.
Social influencers
Spa days

The woman with no children of her own with her in softplay today who had her friends child permantly attached to her knee taking selfies with him every 2 mins. Done up like a bloody Kardashian! Yes, we get it love you fancy yourself a bit but put the child down and let him play. No one cares how many sets of eyelashes you have on or how good a pout you can do, it's bloody sofyplay

DH work problems 🙄

what people who aren't me or my kids eat
shoes off indoors
cocktails
what car I drive, or indeed what car you drive
any beauty routine more complicated than having a wash and scrawling some eyeliner on

Reality TV
Ed Sheeran
Sport
Hot weather
Designer clothes
Behaving/looking/dressing 'age appropriate'
Looking 'expensive'
The royals
How many calories are in this scone I'm about to eat

Golf.
Cricket.
Football.
Harry Potter.
Star Wars.
Game of Thrones.
Love Island.
Big Brother/Celebrity Big Brother.
Other peoples' kids (DGD excepted of course!).
Wimbledon (or anything to do with tennis).
Princess Diana.
The vast majority of soaps. (I used to follow EastEnders but lost interest about 8 years ago).

Undercoverbanana. I laughed at your remark 'Umbrellas and I have history'! My late DDad used to say 'Umbrellas are the invention of the devil'. I think he had a point.

Most of it's been said but Strictly/Bake Off/CBB/I'm A Celebrity (you really aren't) or anything at all where the main draw is the celebrities, like Heat and Chat and similar.

I like good food but can't be bothered with cheffy pretensions like foam and edible sand and the sort of sauce, sorry jus, that is really just edible plate paint. Similarly, tasting notes on wine. It's wine, not chocolate or plums or petrol (!!)

Celebrities
Other people's kids / grandkids
Reality tv
Strictly
All tv talent shows ( except British bake off )
Badly spoken English by brits
Makeup
Fashion
Chavs
Keeping up with the neighbours
Corbyn and all his nasty cronies
Drink culture
Slug eyebrows & fake tans
Fake people.
Tattoos
Smokers
People vaping who send clouds of bloody smoke over other people making them stink
Most tv
Most music
Christmas
Very long nails

Bexit - we've all made our shitty vote one way or another, get the feck on with it.
The clusterfuck that is the Tory Party
The chimps tea party that is Labour
The local Parish council busy bodying around
My DCs bickering - I've switched off and don't care