Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

I've just seen a video on tumblr of TayTo arriving in Sydney airport, the video was from Australia TV I tried to screen cap the headline but failed it was literally broadcast as BREAKING NEWS I shit you not.

Excellent. Tayto must be loving that.

There was a DM SBoS about their arrival in Sydney but it just disappeared? Or I have gone Tay-To blind

I see it again now but I swear it vanished. I do like the bit as "the couple now known as the questionable collective noun Hiddleswift". Good DM Hiddleswift is shit.

I'm sure Tom is not sure how his bosses are going to feel about 24 hour helicopter coverage of the film mind you.

The TV has the caption "Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend."
Poor Tim.

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Here, here.
But they come in and then they leave, sharpish. Literally reverse. That must be why the SBoS article vanished, Frayed.

It's amazing how her make up is still perfect after that long flight!

He looks exhausted

Given their high status you would think they would be able to leave via a private exit...

Glad to see the tv stations are treating their arrival with the respect it deserves. Hopefully this means lots of great pictures and stories for us to dissect/laugh at.

Frayed will examine the SBoS and report back.

Zebra - the smile on her face in that clip is pure 'I'm loving this'

It's all so weirdy mcweird

Gold Coast is Queensland and Neighbours is filmed in Melbourne, so about 2000km away
can you tell my knowledge of Australian geography is rubbish? I might have been able to persuade our Neighbours' contact to cross the back lot but not the entire country!

Loving the photos of Thor's wife. I reckon TayTay could take her though. She'd dangle a possible 4th July invite and Mrs Thor would be wearing slippers and laughing on a porch quicker than you can say 'Chris doesn't have dead eyes like Ryan at all'.

It's on the SBoS along with the gray suede (whoop) and reference to cringeworthy photos.

Nothing doing Frayed. There's a picture of Sam Smith on there in his trunks. He's so pale he makes Tim look like something out of TOWIE.

Honestly I think the article is Tay-Toying with me!
She took off the jumper but he kept his jacket on is the Big News for DM avoiders

TayTay will have her signed up to the Squad quicker than you can say Squad I'm sure. Is Chris Hemsworth more likely to sign up for such nonsense than Ryan Reynolds? Also isn't his soon to be sister-in-law Miley Cyrus, no love lost between her and TayTay. This could all get deliciously awkward. It's basically like a live action TOWIE.

It's on the US showbiz "news" but even DM haven't given it the top slot

Frayed probably on TayTay's instructions to make sure he doesn't get caught with pit sweat again.

Somebody should make a tshirt with where they have been on the back, like a band that tours

Either that or they are trying to keep not on the high street in business with their globe trotting on speed

If you study the OzTay-lia (yes.) pics carefully, which of course I did, you will see that Tay gives her LV tote to a checked shirt flunky to tote,, then she takes it back to totally tote it herself for a tick, then it's flunky's turn to tote the tote...

I want to know her thought process. Ooh, this angle will look better if I am Holding Things. Give me my bag back.

Well if you're having a holiday romance and you have the funds I guess why not just keep going on holiday.

I wonder how sustainable a relationship is not just with all the attention but also the sheer amount of time they're spending together, I've probably been married to long, but just the thought of it makes me want to slope off into a different room with a good book to get some peace and quiet.

Well if you want LV to keep sending you free stuff you have to give them air time.

I've clearly lost the ability to read, still can't find the story !!

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probably on TayTay's instructions to make sure he doesn't get caught with pit sweat again.
the pit stains, the vest, the gray shoes; he's never getting the Burberry campaign now.