Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

Tim-o-Tay - genius.

I like the nautical reference, especially now they've crossed the oceans to Oz.

I've washed my hair today and eaten crisps.

Ooh, a new CV skill. I am also part of an immersive avant garde theatre experience.
I even liked typing that.

Having brought ab cracks to the table, I feel I should furnish you with a picture. Here is Emily Ratajkowski (KK's naked selfie buddy) flaunting her barely-there bikini, whilst showcasing her rib cage and ab cracks.

Should I change my name to Tim?

I'm not a fan of body shaming but can I just check - ab cracks are not meant to be a good thing are they? If they are, I am not getting that aesthetic at all.

Emily appears to have a gap leading to her non existent pubesand her clevage line goes to her belly button.

That really doesn't look like the type of muscle tone that would be physio approved.

I don't even understand how that's physically possible. My belly is nowhere near having any form of definition!!

Do you get this after a six pack? Cos she doesn't seem to have a six pack - so do you exercise different muscles?

I was just pondering how do you think Tim-0-Tay would react if they got to Aus and there were no paps? Unfortunately I need some paps there to find out, maybe they could all hide behind a wall for the first two minutes.

Ok, I just woke up, and instead of checking FB, etc as usual, the first thing I looked at was this thread! Love the new title, and that buzzfeed link make me snort and wake DH!
Do we know if they landed yet? If they are flying commercial they can't land in GC, it's domestic only.

We're so much more important than your real life friends LadyCassandra

Er, what are real life friends?

I for one was enormously glad to see order restored and the navy quilted jacket back in place. Perhaps ToTo took the opportunity to take it to the dry-cleaners before a-frolicking in the waves.

Ok, showing my ignorance here but is Neighbours filmed in the same part of Australia as Thor is shooting? Because if so, I can get my DSIS to despatch my nephew's friend to spy. He works behind the scenes on Neighbours and is used to being sent to get signed photos from actors for DSIS and friends.

antibop I have no idea but I read the phrase online somewhere and wanted to sound cool

Aren't real life friends just people you get to record gushing videos about you?

I want to like Taylor swift but there's something very calculating about her

Even pre tim

Aplaceonthecouch no, sorry! Gold Coast is Queensland and Neighbours is filmed in Melbourne, so about 2000km away

I kind of do like her, she can be very kind and sweet, and the part of me that remembers being badly bullied at school and doing things I shouldn't to fit sort of wishes she'd been around writing about not needing boys to feel special when I was a teenager, but I find aspects of her desperation for fame a bit off putting. The last few weeks for example have been totally unecessary and for someone who is always wanking on about doing the right thing in love, it's strange that she is so publicly flaunting a new relationship in her ex-boyfriends face.

So you know who is even more of an attention whore than TayTo?
Mrs Thor. Regard hoe she preens and poses every time there is a camera near.

If she meets up with Tay and To, it will be EPIC. Not a camera will go un posed-for.

Shes nearly as subtle as Pish after David was allegedly shagging around.

Pish Posh

I'm no Hater of Tay-Tay, but she does comes across to me as someone who can get vindictive if she is slighted or perceives that someone is slighting her. I seem to remember she took a tweet Nicki Minaj made as a dig at her and tweeted something back (to do with video nominations) but did a gracious apology which was accepted in Sycophant fashion by NM.

I also thought the back story she tells about Bad Blood makes her sound incredibly proprietorial. All this dancers are like family - I thought they were humans in their own right who weren't under a permanent "til death do us part and maybe even when you do die I'll call you up and you'll dance for me Bitch" contract and may like to eat and pay bills in between waiting for TayTay's call.
It's only really been Tina Fey who has bested her so far as Tay's quite good at getting the upper hand.

I'm actually a bit scared of that picture of Emily. Is that a zip going down to her belly button ? The only way I'd look like that in a selfie would be if my body had been taken over by another life form.

As to whether you should change your name to Tim, Tom. Part of me thinks yes, another part thinks it would be too ironic. The last shred of his dignity would truly be gone as now even his name can be changed on a whim. Poor ToTo/Tom/Tim.

Just wanted to say I'm loving the international flavour of the thread, and that we now have an insider on Neighbours. I'm learning so much about airports as well. Norwich doesn't have any papparazzi, and GC is only domestic. Plus we're officionados on TayForce 1.

I too think TayTay is a bit scary. If she was your neighbour you'd always make sure you had your lipstick on before opening the door. If you hung out your washing you'd only put your best knickers on the line, not your big mumsy M&S ones that have gone grey in the dark wash.

She wrote an entire album by herself called speak now there are a few tracks on there that show her thoughts on people who aren't nice to her. The zero tolerance for not nice people is an odd one because on the one hand it makes sense and on the other it's a major character flaw because calling people out quite so viciously really isn't a nice thing to do.

She clings to her man, like I cling to a bottle of Hendricks. She's quite the erm - trader-upper, too.
She was with Adrian Brady, then Oliver that dated Kylie and Hall Berry.

I know we are awe struck at To's love for Tay, but it is nothing to how much Adrian loved elsa.
He bought her a castle www.laineygossip.com/Hello-Adrien-Brody-in-love…/11273
A castle!