Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

[KimmySchmidtsSmile]

Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

What is she going to do while he's filming? Surely he has quite long days on set. I also want to see the penthouse, story of my Taylor Swift fascination, found the blank space video funny stayed for the property porn.

Also why has she rented a $40,000 a week luxury pad in New York if she's off to Australia. More importantly do you think she needs a house sitter?

I like the way you're thinking Donatella. If you get to housesit the NYC pad, I will willingly be part of your squad. I will even dress up as the statue of liberty if required.

So pleased we have good AusTaylia coverage.The SBoS I read seemed more about Amber Heard and her estranged husband than anything else.

The last Thor movie took 3 months from start of principal photography to wrapping up. Google suggests principal photography began this month and the Hemsworth has already been papped arriving.
As I've not seen the movies, how likely is it Tim is just turning up to be killed off? Character obviously his Dignity is long gone.

which DH just remarked "who cares?" just as one of the panellists remarked "who cares?"
[whispers] I care!
He definitely owes you a trip to the Golden Coast now.

You're all in my squad! Party at Tay's place!!

I love this chat. First thing I check out. even posted on FB this morning to correct the Hiddleswift to Tayto for them...

The pic of him giving his niece a piggy back (badly) makes me warm to him a bit more.

Taylor should have taken note of his poor piggy back ability then tbh

I didntrealise Chris hems worth is so tall

I'm disappointed in the penthouse. I feel it has let the standard of property porn on the thread slip

Are the Hemsworths staying somewhere nicer?

Phew I found you all!

God bless Australia, I knew we could rely on them to keep us up to date with this Breaking News!

I bet TH is LOVING this attention - presumably he could never have expected this level of pap frenzy before, so this stunt romance has worked wonders for his profile. Apart from destroying his reputation and stripping away all of his dignity of course.

He needs to be the grown up now. She's there visiting his workplace. He needs to step it up, and lose the 'pop stars hanger on in naff T shirt' look.

Oh and Ab Cracks? Looks unhealthy. I'll stick with my ample Arse Crack thank you.

There were a few pics of them walking down the walkway in the airport where I actually genuinely believed they liked each other.I think Australia may be the making of TayTo

So for our compare and contrast

Cara is further in age from her girlfriend than tayto are from each other. But it doesn't seem like a weird age gap. Whereas Tim looks like her dad a lot.

I think it might be the Bob. She is looking to American prep girl and needs to look a bit more mature

I think it's a lot to do with the way he dresses, And he just has an old face.

I'm sure they're a real couple I'm just baffled by the kardashianising of their love story.

I have high hopes for AusTaylia.
TimTom (a bit like a TimTam, therefore more Aussie?) is IIRC godfather to Thor's firstborn, and known as his 'brother from another mother'/an honorary Hemsworth.
There should be muchos opportunity for beach walks and 'candid' shots of them enjoying celeb company.

I thought that too Couch. They actually looked relaxed and pleased to be with each other. That's as far as I'd go though, don't think they joined the Mile High club on the flight to Oz.

Maybe TayTay has such a fixed, controlled image it's hard to think of her as a real person. Whenever I saw photos of her in the press before, whoever she was with, I could never imagine her actually going out with that person. She seemed too one-dimensional, plastic and controlled. I know that's all just surface, perhaps she's just done too good a PR job on creating an image of herself ?

I think to be that successful at such a young age and not go off the rails you have to be quite unusual. Tim, on the other hand, seems like the type of bloke most of us know/have known. We see his educational background, his mum, the tv/film work, the odd appearance on a chat show. We probably thought we knew where his career was going, the type of woman he'd probably end up dating - at no point did TayTo ever come into the equation.

I don't think he could dress any younger and get away with it though.

If they have kids their names will all start with a t

it is the 'flaunting' of the relationship that is weirdy mcweird

I fully expect one of the Taytots will be named Tim in honour of his dad.

Just thought I'd have a look at the Daily Express SBoS. Wish I hadn't. It's horribly tacky, quite nasty in places. I am no fan of the DM, but it makes their SBoS look like something that could win the Booker Prize.

Saw me old mate Jeremy Clarkson there, he of the "dreams about yucky men". Glad he didn't look like that in my dream, it would have been a nightmare. He looks like a sun tanned scrotum with wire wool for hair.

He looks like a sun tanned scrotum with wire wool for hair. I just choked on my wine Poor Jezza.

I have been reading ONTD and they have various threads on TayTo (although annoyingly they insist on calling the gruesome twosome Hiddleswift).

Most think it is an embarrassing publicity stunt but some actually think it might be true love. The I heart TS vest debacle is generally regarded as a joke that backfired because Tim looked so stupid.

The age gap isn't huge, she is nearly 27, he is 35. He just looks so much older than his age, and she could pass for 19. Maybe if she does something with her glossy bob and covers up her slender pins (I'm thinking a curly perm and some sensible slacks) she would look more like his lover than his child.

She really should have taken some tips from ma to

ONTD?

This is the made up story from the photographer Taylor hired for the 4th July parTay

time.com/4395849/taylor-swift-photographer/

Yeah I don't think people are saying he looks like her Dad because it's shocking age gap, it's literally because he looks like her Dad.

ONTD = Oh No They Didn't! The celebrities are disposable, the gossip is priceless (and it's very addictive reading - if you want distraction from everyday concerns, ONTD is perfect) < that sounds like a line from a One Direction song

ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/

Love the Ryan Reynolds bits - can totally see him doing that!! He strikes me as a guy who just doesn't give a fuck

Unlike Tom

OMG I go on holiday for a week and we are on thread THREE, that'll teach me. Hurrying to catch up while scrolling through the SBOS in hopes of spotting a new update.