Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

I do find her quite fascinating.

TayTay moved all those rocks in the front of her house. It was a couple of years ago but I like to think it was in preparation for TimTo to scamper up.

Oooh I'd forgotten about Mr Hemsworth, he's a bit lovely. I don't think Mrs H will take any shit from TayTay. I can't see her agreeing to some horribly posed "look, all our teeth are so white and we're having so much fun" round the pool photos.

Please god they do have to meet up. She can lord it over TayTay as her man is the lead part, with long hair and a proper hammer. Tim will be wearing some weird headgear and cloak and holding a stick.

She knew that she wanted a man with looong legs. Calvin had potential, but his heart was not big enough for him to wear a picture of it on a sweaty vest, alongside her initials.

All four of TayTay's current houses are worth more than ToTo's current fortune. How's he meant to live up to that?

nice that is EXACTLY what Elsa will do. The pictures. All of the pictures. All of the cameras.
Except she'll whop out a bendy yoga pose right at the last minute and leave Tay looking poorly vertical.

I've been looking at the lyrics to the I Know Places track that Internet murmurs suggest could be the tune to this Performance Art:

www.directlyrics.com/taylor-swift-i-know-places-lyrics.html

Hmm would Tim really debase himself for it though?

So who is the blind gossip 'the sucker and the straddled' about?

Oh Chris Hemsworth is rather lovely.

We should definitely have more photos of him on the thread.

ab cracks

Those lyrics are a bit shit. Might help with a tune I suppose.

Does timbo have green eyes?

Not sure that's the song for this performance art, she's certainly not acting like she knows places not to get papped. For context she has now been photographed on more occasions with ToTo than she was in the 15 months that she was with Calvin Harris read this on tumblr may not be true

Perhaps this is for the follow up. I forgot the map to those places and decided I actually love attention really.

Thanks for advice dusters, I'll stay as I am for now. I love Tayforce 1, so many thanks to whoever introduced that.

Liam Hemsworth is supposed to be really funny, as well as hot, according to Melissa McMarthy (source: Graham Norton show).

Also from that episode, If you want to hear the ghostbusters theme a Capella style, watch from 1.15

4 houses ? I need to do some serious catching up, on TayTay and the connected Slebs.

Those pictures of Adrian Brody in the mag are fantastically naff. The one in the bathroom !! I think Tim got his idea for the smear test pose in white boxers from that photo. I used to love the film The Pianist, think that's pretty much killed it for me.

Coco - do you mean she had the rocks put there from somewhere else?

Sucker and Straddle is about Diane Kruger and Norman Reed us, I reckon.
With Creek as a reference to Dawsons Creek / Joshua thingumy.

I apologise for ever mentioning ab cracks, they should go into room 101 along with thigh gaps, contouring and vajazzles.

Maybe the twist is she is actually dating someone else? Or the rare days they weren't papped they were out behaving like Ordinary Non-Slebs and we're laughing at their subterfuge. Sorry, I've spent too much time on tumblr.

Tim's eyes are blue-green according to googling, but I'm sure going to full-time green contacts is nothing after the Vest.

I have no idea who Norman reed is

Wanders off to google. Feels sorry for Joshua what's his name

Is Joshua thingie Pacey from Dawson's creek? Who is Diane Kruger?

Ok I'm back. I really wouldn't. Team josh all the way

Life's too short for ab cracks.

I'm going to suggest that Radio 4 use that as their thought for the day.

A really tiny, weeny part of me thinks for a nano second that I'd like ab cracks. Then my head clicks back into place and I remember how much I enjoyed my chocolate doughnuts the other night. I'll stick with my dough cracks.

I'm at a loss at that blind gossip antiboop. I've decided the tennis one is wills and Kate though. They were in France, they go to sports stuff all the time and she was at Wimbledon alone today.

Have also googled. Joining you on team josh.

Tennis one is Beyonce and Jay Z I think.

I'm also giving ab cracks a miss. I didn't spend all that time knitting mine back together post pregnancy to go and spoil it all now, not that anyone would notice under the ample spare tyres I'm sporting.