Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

[KimmySchmidtsSmile]

Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

My vote is Tayto the unstoppable PR machine

It would be awesome to get a Carter reference in. 2016: the love album?

And what the actual is Justin Bieber wearing over on the SBoS? The skirt I could almost get as an Axl Rose reference (JB and Axl = totes separated at birth) but what's on his legs?

I'm not sure whether he or el Maliko win this week's award for former child starts making a twat of themselves while under the influence of industrial quantities of weed

Good old Fruitbat and Jimbob! Used to love them.

Dm has snaps of Tim looking terrible while collecting take away

Where where where? They haven't tweeted it!

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3694284/Tom-Hiddleston-inch-doting-boyfriend-steps-grab-takeaway-bottle-wine-girlfriend-Taylor-Swift.html

Also a really creepy story about Michael Jackson wanting to marry pre pubescent girls

Yes - apparently the child actress he wanted to marry is Emma Watson. Horrible horrible story.

Tim is back in the grey suede but has something happened to the jacket? It is now a 'stylish navy jacket' and in fairness does look shinier than normal - did he tumble dry it by accident perhaps?

Oh please let them go on Ellen that would be awesome! I don't think they will just yet.

A back-lash at super stardom level is pretty inevitable could TayTay be manufacturing hers? It's Taylor-made! badoom-tish.

When she does eventually break her silence, she can do her wide-eyed innocent routine. "I mean, like, what did I really do? Fall for a charming and kind guy who; you know, likes to spend time with me. And that means people are likening my vagina to a ham sandwich? That hurts." (plus throwing in some sideswipes at CH, KP, Kanye & Kim along the way).

Oh she's totally going to make herself out to be the victim. I don't think I could stomach a couples interview.

It is rather surprising that a couple who love beaches and aren't afraid of the showing their love to the paps have decided to stay indoors all of a sudden. Perhaps their preferred photographer had trouble getting his Aussie visa.

I proper lolled (but silently so I don't wake the feral beasts as it's late here) at longevity of mick Jagger's sperm.

Is it terrible that I've reached the stage where I really hope the romance is real?

I think the movie bosses do get the hours out of the actors when they're working, so a dip in beach frollicking is to be expected. Though Lulu has probably been using all his nannying skills to get Tim back to Serious Actor version.

New thread title with a nod to Carter:
Tayto: giving peace, love and kisses out to the whole stinking world.
Tayto: the one where Tim fills another suitcase with another haul (of grey suede shoes...)

Glad to see you're all still TayTo-ing.

RL has been very inconsiderate and kept me away from the thread. Love all the thread 4 suggested names Kimmy (helpful ? ).

Looking at Tim and his TayToTakeaway I've decided the blue quilted jacket is a subconscious comfort blanket. Nobody that wealthy needs to wear the same jacket whether they're in the USA, OZ or Europe.

Love that he's described as wearing just a pair of "plain" spectacles. As opposed to what ? A diver's mask ? Dame Edna Everage's reading glasses ? You know your wardrobe is limited when the SBoS interns are forced to describe your glasses.

I want to know what the wine is. Just how much does Tim spend on wine for girlfriend Taylor Swift? I'll bet he thought carefully about that choice.

And what was the takeaway? Is it something healthy or does Taylor like a bargain bucket?

SBoS has finally named Elton as sexually harrassing an employee.

Looks like Tim has some San Pellegrino and some pinot. And a LOT of takeaway, presumably in case he gets it wrong or perhaps because TayTay has a professional taster like a mediaeval pope worried about being poisoned.

mmm pinot...but does that mean that the hotel has a crap wine selection? Or does Tim want us to see what we're missing?

Find it a little hard to believe Tay doesn't have a minion to pick up the thai red curry so I'd assume Tim wants us to know what's going on!

Tim is the minion

It was probably dinner for four, TayTo, LuLu and Tree.

www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/taylor-swift-tom-hiddleston-book-out-theater-to-see-ghostbusters-with-chris-hemsworth-w429539

I did not know they had rented out a cinema to see Ghostbusters.
Isn't Chris in it?!
Isn't it meant to be dire, except for Chris?
That's awkward.
Chris: so what did you all think?
Tom: erm
Mark: erm
Tay: erm

My DD is forcing me to take her. I am a fan of the original so less than keen.
As for Tay saying: Hi I'm Taylor. Nice to meet you.
I am very disappointed she didn't say Hi I'm Taylor Swift ™ The Swift, Miss Swift to you!

I think there were a lot of rumours pre-release that Ghostbusters was terrible but it's had good reviews since it's been out. It is a weird choice for a first meeting between the bromance and the fauxmance. I wonder whose idea it was?

I thought you were supposed to over-order takeaway and have leftovers the next day?!? Though TayTay doesn't strike me as a leftover eater. Maybe Tim gets up in the night to cry at the vest pictures whilst gorging on some fried smoked chicken in batter.

I'm watching Thor on tv, clearly the TayTo PR drive is working!! Although I'm mostly interested in Chris Hemsworth's chest.

^ has he "thorgotten hith thaddle thilly" yet?!

Even nipping out for food is a PR piss take. If he didn't want to be seen they'd send someone out for it, or get it delivered.