Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

Bloody real life is getting in the way of my TayTimming

I advocate arse crack not abs crack - one is natural, the other is eating disorder territory.

Talking of Perrie, her ex Zayn has done a bizarre interview where he states he left 1D after an alien visitation.

Just say no, kids, drugs are bad.

It's on ONTD incidentally.

UnGoogleable - definitely Carter USM. Probably my favourite song of all time and no-one's ever heard of it!

Thanks for the link - will catch up on my TayTo reading!

slow that sounds epic although I have to register a dispute that Perrie is Zayn's ex.

Sidles off to ONTD

I can't believe this has been out there for 3 days without me noticing! Just say no, indeed

And hi to new cross good too see you hanging out with us grebos, crusties and goths.

Hello, good evening and welcome - to nothing much!

Except the amazing TayTo thread, that is.

A quick recap

www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/hiddleswift-is-real?utm_term=.adrlN1zDv#.imPE8WGJd

The idea of Tarry has reached the reliably batshit StatsBritain

Another CarterUSM fan here!
There are Carter parallels with TaylorSwift and Tim's LoveTour you know - Anytime Anyplace Anywhere.

Probably my favourite song of all time and no-one's ever heard of it!

You've found a few of us here! Blast from the past for me, I was obsessed with them when I was 14 but haven't really listened to them in adulthood. I must revisit them - I'd probably understand a lot more of the subtle cultural references in the lyrics now!

So STILL no TayTo news... does anyone think she's hiding in their Gold Coast apartment, throwing one long hissy fit about Calvin Harris' Twitter blasting Link here if you haven't read the latest , and it's not a DM link for once! while Tim cowers in the corner going "But I thought you loved me Taylor Swift, shall we go and canoodle on the beach for the camera like we planned Taylor Swift?"

I think the Honeymoon is over.

The use of full name is funny as it reminds me of my DD's friend who only ever called her by her first and second name for reasons we never knew. She was three Tom, three! My son does it now about another child but in fairness she shares his sister's name so he differentiates. Aside from the aforementioned Taylor Lautner can only think of one other ....Taylor Dane.
Also how the hell did Tim get an Emmy nomination but Hugh didn't?
Even Tom Hollander did a better job. I liked TNM don't get me wrong, but was not wowed by Tom's acting in it.
I would like Rami Malek to win in the Best Actor category (Tim's is for mini series). Was surprised Christian Slater not up for Supporting but seeing as he forgot to thank Rami in his golden globe acceptance speech, tis karma.
Who wants to start the ball rolling for thread titles for #4?!
Tayto, the unstoppable PR machine (let's get tattoos)!
Taytay and Tim, sitting in a tree, P.A.P.P.I.N.G
Tim is VERY HAPPY with TAYLOR SWIFT™ and still has the vest to prove it
Calvin on Tayto: been there, done that, didn't buy the t-shirt
SBOS: this is what you came for
One tayto, two Tayto, three Tayto FOUR
Tayto academy 4: taytoers on patrol
MN SWAT team: Sceptical, Witty, Ageless, Three-coursers

Take your pick/add your own. Have a great Sunday x

There was a boy called Carter in my DC's nursery for a while. Every time I heard is name I couldn't stop my head thinking USM!!

I thought I saw Hugh's name on the Emmy list for best supporting actor.

Tayto the unstoppable pap machine Tim probably already has that tattoo.

I predict Tayto will LayLow for a while now and the SBOS will have to start running 'trouble in paradise' articles.

I LOVE Tim is very happy with TS and has the best to prove it!

All genius tho (autocorrected to Tenious )

The pressure of the self inflicted media circus will be blamed for the break up

This tweet did make me smile!

Is the mask starting to slip? Has anyone else seen #TaylorSwiftIsOver? Then today this;
Hissy fit

Donatella thank you!!! I did not see the full list and was stamping my foot thinking he'd been missed out. Do hope he wins, was genuinely blown away by how credible he was as a bad guy. Would like Olivia Coleman to win as well. And Aziz Ansari, thought Master of None was brilliant in places. Have a soft spot for Lily Tomlin. Want John Oliver to win but wouldn't begrudge Corden. Tituss Burgess. Gaby Hoffmann. Maura Tierney. Tom Bergeron. Maybe one for Sherlock, although it wasn't my favourite episode.
Tim, wavering on whether he can take Taylor with as not sure if he's allowed a guest (C'MON TOM, THAT'S A HUGE FIB).
Engagement week before? As Green day sang, Wake me up when September ends. But Hugh For An Emmy please....he was nominated six times for House and never got it.

The radio silence is very telling I think. I'm surprised that amongst all the bad publicity and speculation, they aren't relentlessly carrying on with their PR machine. I mean, they did beaches in the States and a cold pebbly beach in England.. and now they're on the Gold Coast - what possible reason could there be for no more beach cavorting? If they were genuinely in love, and all the previous showboating was real... why doesn't it continue? I can only speculate that it's either:

1. She's not there. She threw a gigantic hissy fit at the #TaylorSwiftisOver debacle and flew home in secret..?

1. TH has realised that the fauxmance has trashed his image. He thought hooking up with a superstar would catapult him into the A list. It has certainly brought him plenty of attention, but it has ruined his image. So he's seriously considering how to get out of 'being together with Taylor Swift' at this moment.

1. TayTay is no stranger to fauxmances. But she seriously misjudged Tim's character. She thought he was a distinguished English gent who would instill a grown up cool-ness on her. He turned out to be just a little too gawky and bumbling, his dreadful Hugh-Grant esque cock up of the "how can I say this, Taylor Swift and I are together" was the last straw and she's seriously considering what her next move should be.

1. All of the above.

Kimmy I love all those thread titles!

The quote about protecting dignity made me smirk.
www.digitalspy.com/music/feature/a800892/11-quotes-that-prove-taylor-swift-is-a-badass/
^She's the gif that keeps giffing though, I'll give her that!

Oh and you like the titles ungoogleable and Jan. Feel free everyone to add any more, only three more pages to go. How we got three threads out of this though Only Mick Jagger's sperm has more longevity.
gin in fairness, most of us did something twattish at eleven. I thought I held a grudge but 19 years?!?

Option 5 - his studio have called him for a sharp fucking lecture - they do not want the publicity for Thor 3 to be all about his love life!

In other news, Digital Spy don't know the difference between a "pink swan" and a flamingo (Daniella W on an inflatable) and Spencer from some reality show I've never seen takes fancy dress advice from Titus Andromedon (goes full geisha, calling it "creative" which serves only to remind me of: Now let's all agree to never be creative again
www.cultbox.co.uk/videos/now-lets-all-agree-to-never-be-creative-again.. )

I vote for One tayto, two Tayto, three Tayto FOUR for the next thread..

Accordingto the Mirror they're going to do a couple's interview with Ellen. Please, god save us, NO! What the actual fuck are his publicity team thinking!?! Even accounting for his complete lack of shame and relentless self-promotion, that's just too much!

"Oh, I loved Tim from the very moment he danced like my dad at the Met Gala!"

"Yes, TaylorSwift loves me so much she nearly got my name right!"

duh....15 years, I can't count ^ 'cept up to four obvs.

I like Ellen but she's not known for aggressive interviewing. This will be their Oprah. Someone better warn the sofa waves to place