Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

Kendall and Harry Styles were being stage papped earlier in the year but since gone quiet. Imagine being the person who has to sort the sleb-dating rota out.

I'm on a break again?

AllMumsy at being busted by CH. My DS3 (aged 3) pronounces potatoes as TayTos and starting singing a TayTo song (his own composition) at dinnertime. It was surreal.

I'm on a break

Continuing the Ross quotes? Maybe TayTay thought she & CH were on a break while she was dancing with Tim Tom!

That Mel and Kim song pops into my head every time I'm reading this thread:

"Tay-Tay-tay-tay-t-t-t-t-t-Tay-Tay..."

Quiet day on the SBoS but Denise Richards has performed the outrageous feat of wearing a bikini while being 45! Give that woman a medal.

I've been away - But I see it's a bit Tumbleweed in TayTo land so I haven't missed much!

Apart from Tim doing an interview to insist that they ARE genuine, honestly. Or in his words:

Well, um. How best to put this? That notion is - look, the truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together and we're very happy. Thanks for asking.

What a bizarre response! If you were genuinely loved up with someone, and they asked you whether it was fake, you'd surely come out with something a bit more heartfelt, or just normal and humanlike than that!

Sorry Tim, that doesn't convince us not one little bit.

Loving CH being FINE! How much more would we love it if he was spotted out wearing a wet white vest with the words "LOL, I don't"! or "Good luck to you!" written on it!

Sbos has the break up escalating! And the sun has a for and against! Her image is truly slipping!!

Apparently ch is jealous of her professionally and is trying to destroy her career. I think he would struggle tbh. It's not like Rita where he produced all her songs so could stop her performing them (not sure where I stand on that behaviour)

Scuse my ignorance, but what is sbos?

Sidebar of shame - the far right column on the dailymail website that has all the crappy celeb news!

Scuse my ignorance, but what is sbos?

Or Side Boob of Shame if you're juvenile like me

Yes, according to the Sun (which I've been boycotting since 1989 but didn't realise I was clicking on from the DM) this is the worst week of TayTay's career. It's going to be like George Osborne all over again and I'm going to start feeling sorry for her.

I see also something has happened to make Perrie Edwards head much bigger than her body. Or perhaps someone has photoshopped the 'insane bikini shot' in the SBoS

Looks almost as if her ab crack has been drawn on as well. Exactly how thin do they think women need to be to be seen in public?

Just spotted this while, well while whatever, I'm sure there's some Irish roots to be found if they fancy a quick trip halfway round the world

There is also a thread over in AIBU about not finding Tim attractive any more and thinking he's a bit of a joke. Poor Tim he's not even known by his real name anymore in some circles. I don't think anyone would mind him dating TayTay if they hadn't turned their romance into a comic book reality show.

And now he's off working 16 hours a day whilst the woman he loves sits bored in her hotel room plotting revenge on the ex-boyfriend that she's totally over!!!

Excellent!!!

I also love the idea that she had vacated the relationship. What an expression

I really expected this whole saga to be over and done with now and TayTay holed up somewhere writing her new album based on this charming and classic love affair.

So glad it's still going strong.

I wonder if she's holed up in a series of intense meetings with PRs who are scrambling to do as much damage limitation as possible while Tim dons his Loki wig and mourns for his grey suedes (I'm pretty sure he feels more passionate about them than he does about Tay-Tay)

I should imagine this has not gone the way she expected and she is trying to get her PR to sort it out. She may need a scandalesque type soon

I'm sure she's writing songs about horrid ex boyfriends and mean girls too. Problem is that she's getting a bit old for all that

Please tell me - I haven't read all 3 threads but AM enjoying this immensely - why Tim rather than Tom now??

Thanks for the sbos explanation!

There was a BuzzFeed article about them and it had Tay calling him Tim in it, its linked on this thread somewhere.
Love the Tayto park tweet

Kylie Jenner looks like a well preserved 45 yo in the photos in the SBoS

Tim explained
Had DS2's belated birthday party today so I have catching up to do. It was good but i had to talk to RL humans but not about TayTo which was obviously a bit exhausting. Are we missing a few TayTo-ers? I hope RL isn't being too pesky.
Off to SBOS I go..

Here you go NewCross
TayTim

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