Slippery slope or moistened chute: how low can Tayto go?!

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Thread 3. You guys are awesome!

boop that's terrible hope your son's ok.

The worst thing for her must be that every time CH gets press coverage they include those photos of her in that white jumpsuit and she looks bloody awful (for her!!)

Can you imagine how long the wedding speeches will take with the Squad taking turns. Will Lulu get to be best man or will he be banished to an Evening Only invite

Tim has Chris Hemsworth telling press that Tim looks happy. Best man sorted.

Frayed - have you ever been to a German wedding? It will be like that (loses will to live)

I guess Chris couldn't really say 'he has this really freaked out look in his eyes'

I think Chris would be too much of a risk for BM duties, he's a bit of an Aussie wildcard. Also it really needs to be a fellow British thespian to fit the aesthetic. Also someone who'll be able to learn their lines just how Taylor wrote them, not like Tim, they need to be better than Tim.

True. Chris is too broad to look good in tails

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No, I've never experienced the delights of a German Wedding. I take it they are long-winded?

Good point on Thor being a wild card. Thesps do carry the risk of a clever joke at TayTay's expense that she will be forced to grin through. Maybe his Dad -Pa-To or BIL for best man with some thespian ushers

Calvin still totally FINE especially with his new shoes

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3692233/Calvin-Harris-appears-high-spirits-boys-night-Los-Angeles-slamming-ex-Taylor-Swift-Twitter.html

Celine Dion is a long-term suspect as playing the fauxmance game, so I suspect that blind is absolutely true and absolutely her. Latest from the SBoS is that Tim it totes a squadmember these days and that TayTim met at Anna Wintour's house. I haven't got the energy for tumblr but I bet that raises as many eyebrows among tinhatters and shippers as Paul McKenna's house (supposedly the scene of much fauxmance and 'candid' shots).

Also in proper 'is this really news' news someone has worked out that Demi Lovato started following CH after the twitterspat. In fairness so did I but I don't see me on the SBoS displaying my shapely stems for all to see.

At German weddings each guest is encouraged to say something including wrote a poem, slideshow, a game etc - although length and complexity dependent on how close to b&g

As for a British best mans speech - I went to one wedding where the non-British wife to be insisted on vetting the best mans speech because she had heard such bad things about them!!!

I don't think it's unheard of for an uptight British wife to do the same!!

I saw those photos of Calvin on tumblr earlier (on a different tea break) do you think the grey suede is meant to be a secret message?

If Calvin steps out in a quilted jacket we'll know he's playing the game.

Anyone else quite keen for him to parade around in an I heart TH vest just for shits and giggles?

I bet TaytmTo's wedding will make the German traditional look lighthearted and spontaneous. Lots of surprises for Tim which he'll nervously giggle his way through.

I bet that best man was tempted to go rogue! I have been to a Traveller wedding, though the family were more 2nd/3rd generation. It was really lovely and the bride looked gorgeous. Her dress was huuuge but she carried it off.

Good spot on the Anna Wintour whentheshipgoesdown Do you reckon TayTo will be on the front cover of Vogue soon? AW must be sick of promoting Kimye by now.

I like how un used to the paps CH's friends are - shielding their eyes and looking at bit confused. Big contrast to The Squad

Calvin mixing with the Jenners now.
Twisting the knife.

Nevermind the vest I just want him to start tweeting Tim with relationship advice!!

Taylor was on the cover of vogue at the time of the Met Ball. It was Anna who made her dye her hair platinum blonde and dressed her in a less than ideal outfit on the night of the ball.

I suspect Taylor once mentioned loving the Devil wears Prada and she saw this as a chance for revenge.

Their are quite a few squad members who are very friendly with Kendall Jenner through modelling. The celebrity world is really just like school except with more money and more shagging.

Is it margarita time yet?

Oh yes. The bland Hadids are.

I wish it was cocktail time I'm on a break.

Eek, just reading and enjoying this gentle snarking, when TH popped up on the TV with a very serious and worthwhile appeal for UNICEF, feeling chastened