Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Oh showcasing for sure ! I wonder where the line is between just moving around on your legs, and showcasing them ? Would you have to walk down the street like the guy in denim shorts and heels on the Money Supermarket advert ? Or if you're TayTay and have impressive pins do they just showcase themselves ?

It's a different world. I should imagine the only time my pins would be showcased would be if they were used in a transplant scenario. "Here's Ms Twaddle showcasing her new pins, surgically attached after the original owner was mown down by the paparazzi whilst trying to steal a pair of Tom Hiddlestone's shoes".

Waitrose - that's just the kind of financial analysis we need just now. Start the car Mr Osbourne, the trolley is coming..... .

Boo moo. No Tayto fix today. Stephanie Davis drinking a beer shocker just ain't doing it for me. Cliff looked nice in his suit and tie. He IS suing allegedly for gross invasion of privacy. He didn't have a millenial hit sadly so no hit in the noughties. But not sure he ever really ''broke'' the States, they had Elvis after all. He was due to support Morrisey on an American tour date recently but then Mozza got flu. So he's rich but not Tay tay rich, plus she writes most of her stuff which is where the big bucks lie.
I know we are a safe haven from the B word BUT Jamie Oliver saying bugger off Boris is surely going to have the opposite effect ;-)

Morrissey

Thanks dusters . After hours of googling George for the other thread, I'm finding him more and more attractive. I need a serious slap round the face.

When will Jamie Oliver learn that no-one wants his opinions?! Not even on food, never mind politics

She's worth loads for a number of reasons. She has written or cowritten every single song she's ever released. She's also signed to an indie label and unlike many artists owns her own publishing rights. She also makes a fortune from her sold out concert tours. It also helps that she has cultivated an extremely large and devoted fan add and that she has a very adept talent for marketing & PR. The business side of TayTay is much more fascinating than her love life.

In more serious news it's come to my attention that I have the exact same pair of jeans that TayTay wore yesterday, I am often found sporting them with a cream jumper . It could have been me.

TayTay is an impressive business woman, and I am convinced she plans her every move, both in her private life and her public life. Nothing happens by chance in Tay's world. ToTo will be dumped at the roadside when she sees fit - unless he does get the Bond gig, in which case she'll probably marry him and have a TayToTot or two. Try saying that last line after you've been toting your Aldi wine cooler and downing its contents

Cliff was going to support Morrissey ??!! How are those words even in the same sentence !

Jamie Oliver and Boris - talk about between a rock and a hard place. Two slightly overweight sweaty men with awful hair, one talks bollocks about food, the other one just plain bollocks.

Waitrose. I'm not a violent person but let me be first in the queue to give you that slap. You might as well have a crush on Michael Gove. You see, you need to stay here and talk twaddle. All this googling the Chancellor of the Exchequer, no good can come of it. If you feel your passions for him rising just imagine him reclining in those white boxer shorts. That'll make your index fall !!

I don't really know who Stephanie Davis is but is she really pregnant? I try and avoid the stories that are like slow motion car crashes. It's one thing the media exploiting a canny operator like taytay but some of the z list they are happy to push don't seem to be in a good place.

Is Prince Harry due to be at Wimbledon? I'm convinced she'll happen to be there on the same day & will sit next to him engaging him in witty conversation while ToTo sulks next to them. As soon as ToTo heads off to do his filming there will be a pic of him standing in the vicinity of another woman, TayTay will claim he was having an affair & ditch him & 2 weeks later will be showcasing her pins at the polo with HRH... It's the plan, I tell ya!

Why am I getting sucked into this?! It's nearly as bad as the Larry stuff. I've previously been deliberately oblivious to famous types. I'm hooked.

I've just googled and Prince Harry is taller than TayTay, so she'd get to wear heels. It could be a plan.

I reckon that the grey shoes were a continuity error by Tom. Tay Tay made him wear them everywhere to try to cover it up.

Taytay vs Kate. Interesting.

Oh I'd love to see that, TayTay would totally come out on top I think she already does more charity work than Kate.

So if Tay hooks up with the ginger prince, will they be known as Haylor Mk 2 or Tarry?

I think Harry would be more fun than ToTo. And their TarryTots would be cute.

Kate could get a black leather catsuit and join the squad!

Romance. Romeo and Juliet. Er, Romulus and Remus.

Rooo. ...

Roooooooooo.....

ROME! TayTo touch down in Rome.

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Seemingly a clean shirt but no news in Gray Suede.

Ooh, maybe he's gone there to get some handmade gray suedes?

Is he showing her Europe?

She seems to have spent more time with toto in the last three weeks than she spent with ch in the last 15 months

THAT IS COZ THEIR PERFECT 4 EACH OTHER

Rome.
Bless. Now that is quite romantic.
They are doing the equivalent of taking time out interrailing before his filming schedule.
But with personal jets. Like you do.
Gay Paris and the Eiffel tower beckon...

OK so I googled.
And got a list of Tom Tailor shops in Rome.

Ohhhh well done Zebra

Rome is more like it. Can't wait to see them on a moped.

Zebra - celeb stalking of the highest order, you've saved the day.

Rome, well that's thrown us all.

Sad to say I couldn't see To's feet in those pictures. You know what I'm asking !

Can we do lots of related jokes about Rome and Italy now ?