Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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I thought you were surely joking about Hiddlesfashion, but no there it is plodding on. They must have thought their time had come when he hooked up with TayTay, but then so many photos so few outfits.

It's painful - she must think "WTF do I write this time?' 'Tom is wearing his ever present quilted jacket, a boring tshirt/blue shirt, black jeans, with his usual shades and belt, and those FUCKING GREY SHOES AGAIN'

Ha

Brilliant snowflake, thanks

By the looks of this, definitely expect a Wimbledon appearance. And I think you get the hint of what she's thinking when she mentions the Ralph Lauren suit. 'It's UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING RARE for Tom to wear anything only once.'

Also in one of the 'pap' shots he even lends his sunglasses to his mum.

Can we recruit @hiddlesfashion to MN please?

Excellent info Snowflake. How can a man with a stylist have so few clothes ? He's tall, slim, handsome - this is not a man who should find it hard to dress.

Thanks for the foot size info Kimmy. I take my clown feet insult back, sorry TayTay. I don't like the sound of your vibram five fingers ! Surely that's not a name to tempt somebody to buy a product. As you say, sounds like something you buy in a brown paper bag from a shop in Soho.

Have been thinking about the Latin translation for sideboob, Waitrose.

Maybe MaximusTitusSidus ?

See, if TH had chosen one of us he could be discussing Latin declensions, unusual footwear outlets (his speciality) and English class distinctions. What can TayTay offer ? Lipstick shades, bag toting, crazy dancing. Sorry, what's that ? $260 million fortune, private jet, constant media exposure ? Oh ok, fair enough.

Off to bed now. Need to get up tomorrow and pretend to be a proper adult who thinks about serious things.

Why in all of the paps are they not talking? It's all smiles and touches and hand holding but never talking. Or snogs. Polite pecking a la TayTo comes later when you're comfortable with each other. Not in the early days of getting to know each other and great sex

I'm back for a second cos I was watching Ellen.
GC did indeed have Aunt Rosemary Clooney on in background whilst trying to propose. Was this song:
m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=JOQQBSelrWc
Elisabetta Cannalis was the one who said "With George it was more of a father-daughter relationship" Not sure if she means as a mentor or an Electra complex but nonetheless, Just No.
Maybe Tom is doing an Obama: avoiding decision fatigue by paring down outfits (BO has only got blue or grey suits).
But, well, Obama is president, lots of decisions to be made. Tom? Not so many surely.

I don't think they've ever had sex GinBunny.

I couldn't have sex with a man if he wore the same trousers, quilted jacket and shoes every day - not to mention those white starched boxer shorts. And I'm not even an international singing superstar !

She must flick her glossy blonde bob, see those clothes lying over the back of the chair and go and put the kettle on.

Right, now I am going to bed.

Can't believe that by going to bed at 10 I missed 4 paged of TayTo action.

I think the posh is a new thing for TayTay - not only do I not believe for a second that she's shagged Harry Styles any more than I have he's only posh in the context of 1D, who are collectively as rough as sticks. Calvin doesn't ring my poshometer although everyone always says his sister's on MN so she may pop over to correct us. Those latest DM pictures are comedy gold! Even the DM thinks TayTay looks like a berk.

Will the mam go to Wimbledon too ?

Morning Whentheship - yes, TayTo news never sleeps, it's a 24/7 sleb fest.

Hadn't thought of the doing a bit of posh angle. I suppose for TayTay he's the equivalent of a Prince Harry/William.

Eagerly awaiting a Wimbledon pap. I don't think MumTayTo will be there, she's just the Suffolk WI quilted gillet photo opportunity. Much bigger fish to fry at Wimbledon, but I'm prepared to be wrong - usually am!

Morning.
I know whats missding from the beach photos, a lab or a spaniel.
Off to check SBoS for a fix.

Dammit nothing new yet
This picture, at first glance, looks like a protest.

Why do they need the police there to visit the beach?

I love this thread. Kept me going this weekend.

Also, Harry Styles isn't posh, he went to the local comp and used to live in a flat above a pub.

Isn't that private security?

I am desperately trying to construct a footwear joke out of the 'unsafe footway' sign and failing...

Oh my thread 2 just putting down my place

I'm gutted that my informant, regarding Harry Styles being a posh boy, was a liar, liar, pants on fire. She's 14 and a fully fledged Directioner too. It must be a management myth, like Posh Spice - she wasn't posh either.

ToTo is genuinely posh though. Not sure how educated TayTay is. I bet the reason they're never seen deep in conversation is because there's nothing to say.

I think the Harry Styles-is-posh thing is an example that all truth is relative. So, compared to the one-with-a-baby-whose-name-i-won't- type-for-fear-of-an-influx-of-tinhatters, the Stylester is practically the Duke of Cambridge. Compared to Tom and Ma Tom with their bona fide fleece gilets and padded jackets, he's more of a David Beckham.

Morning, Team TayTo!

I am exciting at what this new week and thread has to offer. The world has changed so much in the past week, it feels like a brave new world in which Gray Suede rules.

Loving the beach protest picture. It seems relevant somehow that one of his sisters is an actress, and his mum is a theatre director of similar. So I'd wager that in increased profile may help them too.

And agreed, in the 90s, having a bob and wearing heels and not singing a note or moving counted as posh in marketing speak cos the rest of us were in lumberjack shirts, no make up, hennaed hair and chaining marlboro lights.

I thought she was posh because her parents had more money than the others parents did and she had a bit more of a middle class upbringing?

Beach shots are the cringiest yet ma hiddleston bless her will do anything for her little snowflake bet she was mortified.