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Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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KimmySchmidtsSmile · 26/06/2016 23:09

Thread two

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Donatellalymanmoss · 07/07/2016 18:10

I don't feel sorry for Tim, I've come to the conclusion that he's milking it for all it's worth.

nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 18:11

Did we establish what ab cracks are ?

I'm pretty sure I haven't got any, but if I have I want to make sure I'm flaunting them.

APlaceOnTheCouch · 07/07/2016 18:16

I meant to post this yesterday and I forgot . . .you know how the articles said Tim had a red heart with a T in it for TayTay?

Well, one of the articles said TayTay had a red heart with a T in it too . . .and her T was for . . .wait for it . . .TayTay!

So despite leaping to the assumption that Tim's T was for his new amour. They couldn't quite stretch their suspension of disbelief to think TayTay's was for anything but herself Grin

nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 18:17

I feel sorry for him only in the way that you can ever have any sympathy for a sleb. Even when their lives go tits-up they're still generally hugely privileged and have choices most people can only dream of. I think I feel sorry for the fact that he's prepared to do things in the knowledge that he will be ridiculed, but his master plan outweighs the shame for him. For most of us the ridicule would outweigh the gains of the master plan.

In terms of feeling proper sorrow for him in the real world though, on a scale of 1 - 100, about minus 4000 !!

APlaceOnTheCouch · 07/07/2016 18:21

I feel a bit sad for him that he will need to avoid the Graham Norton show for years.

nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 18:57

Maybe he could go on Top Gear ? I think anybody on it at the moment would look quite credible.

FrayedHem · 07/07/2016 19:03

Brilliant article - it's that kind of stuff that kills off any good return on this being a prank. He's always going to be Tim, holding back his North Sea knowledge to me now.

dusters ab cracks is the latest craze for the vertical line down the middle of the abs being very pronounced. Some health experts warn it is dangerous as it strips too much essential fat - I keep mine well covered so that's one I don't have to worry about.

I think I feel sorry for the fact that he's prepared to do things in the knowledge that he will be ridiculed, but his master plan outweighs the shame for him. For most of us the ridicule would outweigh the gains of the master plan.
^^ this is where I'm at with it. TayTay has never taken jokes at her expense well (Tina Fey springs to mind) and Tim has always maintained a pretty likeable persona, which just adds to the batshit weirdness of it all. TayTay's publicist normally comments even on the National Enquirer articles so the silence is saying something.

nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 19:13

Thanks Frayed, that's one less thing for me to worry about then ! The only vertical line down the middle of my abs (chest) is the mark left when my bra gets too tight.

Just checked Kimmy's suggestion for the name of Thread no.3. It is: " A ship called No Dignity" (SOS:SBoS ahoy !)"

There are some requests to add mention of the "moistened chute". I think this would be a worthy addition to the thread title ! Any thoughts as to how to phrase it ?

I've never started a thread or done links etc, so am hoping for a competent adult to step in ?!!

FrayedHem · 07/07/2016 19:37

The No Dignity Ship sliding down the Moistened Chute
Hmm not very good, but I tried.
G'wan start the thread.

FrayedHem · 07/07/2016 19:38

Not with my suggested title hopefully someone else can think of a clever use of Moistened Chute

Cocolepew · 07/07/2016 19:39

You are just right dumping your friend Zebra. You don't need that type of negativity in your life.

Cocolepew · 07/07/2016 19:41

Ummmm, The Adventures of Tim going down Tays moistened Chute.
I dunno. I can't think of any funnies Sad

FelicityGubbins · 07/07/2016 19:41

Slippery slope or moistened chute, how low can Tayto go?

Cocolepew · 07/07/2016 19:42

Ohh good one 👍

TheAntiBoop · 07/07/2016 19:42

Woah there zebra - your friend can now only atone by recording a video saying how fab you are. So fab that if there was an award for best person in the world you would win it (little ronaldo ref there). She's no friend if she doesn't.

Donatellalymanmoss · 07/07/2016 19:43

The ship with no dignity sets sail down the moistened chute

nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 19:45

"A ship called No Dignity docking at the Moistened Chute (SOS:SBoS ahoy!)"

Any good ?

nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 19:50

Captain Tim navigates the Moistened Chute on a Ship called No Dignity ?

nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 20:03

I like Felicity's suggestion.

KimmySchmidtsSmile · 07/07/2016 20:16

Me too. felicity Star
New thread now upWine

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nicenewdusters · 07/07/2016 20:18

Yeah Kimmy, thank you

ElectronicDischarge · 07/07/2016 22:27

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TheSpottedZebra · 07/07/2016 22:36

new thread. And it's very moist

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