Brilliant article - it's that kind of stuff that kills off any good return on this being a prank. He's always going to be Tim, holding back his North Sea knowledge to me now.
dusters ab cracks is the latest craze for the vertical line down the middle of the abs being very pronounced. Some health experts warn it is dangerous as it strips too much essential fat - I keep mine well covered so that's one I don't have to worry about.
I think I feel sorry for the fact that he's prepared to do things in the knowledge that he will be ridiculed, but his master plan outweighs the shame for him. For most of us the ridicule would outweigh the gains of the master plan.
^^ this is where I'm at with it. TayTay has never taken jokes at her expense well (Tina Fey springs to mind) and Tim has always maintained a pretty likeable persona, which just adds to the batshit weirdness of it all. TayTay's publicist normally comments even on the National Enquirer articles so the silence is saying something.