Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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If they are a family of luvvies then I think they are all loving this

I think the Swift family were fairly financially comfortable. Didn't Tay's parents move states to Nashville so she could fulfil her Country singing dream? Possibly starting their own record label. The last bit could be bullshit.

My local FB selling page is so on trend, there is a pair of quite worn GREY Lonsdale boots being advertised for £5. I am a 6 but these are a 9 but I am still tempted.

Do it! Cotton wool in the toes, two pairs of socks

I am in Essex, shall I patrol the A12 petrol stations? What if they take the A14 though. Dilemma

Is it still true that there are no services on the A14? In which case Tom will definitely go A12 so he doesn't miss the Wild Bean Cafe.

To has a red suit? He will burst into Wimbledon like the Spanish Inqusition...

I was starting to get a tiny bit fed up with Tayto, but now I see that Tom has ditched his shirt for a v neck white t-shirt I'm right back on board.

I was wondering why his family was so willing to get involved in all this, maybe they're hoping to be the next Redgraves.

Taylor's dad is a stock broker, but not Wall Street, so probably very comfortable. It's true the moved to Nashville for Taylor, I think her Dad may have provided a little bit of seed funding to her label, because the bigger labels who wanted to sign her wouldn't let her write her own music.

Posh spice isn't really that posh, but new money spice wasn't as catchy.

You all know you only have another week of this joy and delight before Toto buggers off to Australia til Christmas to film Thor 3? Unless she private jets him there and we get them relaxedly wandering down the gold coast in matching suede chukkas and quilted bikinis....

If she does go to Australia we just have to hope she brings her photographer.

Somehow managed to post this in thread number 1 - must have got over excited by the white T-Shirt and matching quilted jackets.

Ah thread number 2, you haven't disappointed.

Morning Taytoers (!),

I was quite unsettled by ToTo's sudden change of footwear but seem to have recovered myself.

Can I just say, whoever it was that trotted out the 'rough as sticks' phrase upthread (too lazy to scroll) I salute you and shall be using it as many times as I possibly can throughout the day.

Perhaps Mammy Hiddles is running for President of the local WI and enjoying the sudden flurry of coverage?

Thanks dusters.

I still maintain that in a lot of the photos, Ma H looks like she's talking to someone who isn't there.

Also agree that even the DM thinks she's gone "OTT" and made comparisons with Madonna, as a PP said.

Don't forget dm journalists trawl sites like this. They may have had a look at threads on the subject and picked out some bits so that it sounds like they have a view that matches the general publics!!

ToTo is wearing a white t-shirt? Does this mean Ma Hiddleston is scrubbing the sweatstains from his blue shirt as we speak?

I am still laughing at the poster who said, in terms of poshness, that compared to the rest of 1D, Harry Styles is the Duke of Cambridge, despite the fact he went to the local comp and lived in a flat above a pub.

Back to TayTo - one more week of this madness and then it's over? Will there be discussions about something other than Brexit on the main Mumsnet pages? Or can we expect to be spoilt with Australian paparazzi pix of our favourite couple with ToTo maybe wearing another pair of shoes and yet another shirt?

Oh and regarding TayTay's clown feet - she's nearly 6ft tall, if she had tiny feet, she'd fall over.

It took me a while to find Tay Tay in that last photo, although to be fair I don't have my glasses on. I thought she was a farmer they'd brought along for an authentic Suffolk feel.

I'm concerned about the gray loafers. Was I right and he's worn a hole through?

They look like the guys going off into space in Armegeddon in Cocolepew 's photo. Why were the police shutting the road?

This weekend a friend of his assistant told me he makes the assistant stir his porridge for half an hour every morning. Surely that's bollocks??

I assume the rozzers were there to protect TayTay and ToTo seeing as they are slebs and all. I'm pretty sure Tay must have her own security guard as well, although I've never seen him or her in any of the photos. Most proper famous folk have enormous security guards, the bigger the better presumably.

It is quite ridiculous that our taxpayer money is used to pay the rozzers to go and steward their PR stunting. I'd get a bit angry about that if the world had not already gone to shit and I wasn't massively lazy .

Taylor definitely has her own security.

They will have private security and the policing willl be special constables its tayto not wills and kate 😊

30 minutes on the hob? Won't it be burnt by then?

I suspect TayTay is working her way up the British celeb ranks - she's got her sights set on Prince Harry. That'll give the DM the opportunity to discuss the "special relationship" between the UK & USA! Princess TayTay!

But why do Tayto need the road closing when they go for a publicity stunt walk on the beach?

If it wasn't for the rozzers and the photographer, nobody would take any notice of a lanky blonde and a bloke wearing gray suede shoes stumbling along.