Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Well, I've been in the university library doing some research.... oh ok, I've been looking at the SideBoob Of Shame. Stephanie Davis described as hiding her pregnancy bump under her cardigan - no way, it's definitely a dressing gown. No new sightings of our star crossed lovers.

I didn't like TayTay's bandana. Did she think she might get shot by a local farmer so was wearing protective head gear ?

As for Posh Spice, I remember photos of her getting out of her dad's brown Rolls Royce. Guess that's enough for the PR people to say posh.

Am also loving "rough as sticks".

Careful not to antagonise the Mum Directioners, they had their scary thread taken down. But 1D are rough as sticks, apart from Harry Styles (who isn't posh after all).

Where are Tayto today then? Surely they're not conducting their love affair in private? Outrageous!!

Seemingly no TayTo @ Wimbo yet. Instead there is Cliff Richard, PippaTips and James Middleton, rebel Wilson and some old sports people. Boo.

Watching George Osbourne earlier, trying to calm the markets (anybody else think he looked like Postman Pat ?). This thread is the antidote to the current craziness.

If the UK really was going to hell in a handcart would we have time to navel gaze over TayTo ? Of course not. This is real life, not all the other stuff. Yes, most people on here will be spending some time today contributing to the GDP and future of the UK. But what really matters is this glorious nonsense.

Brexiter, Remainer, SideBoober, TayToer, this is the rainbow thread.

I promise never to mention the B or R words again in this oasis of sanity.

I want Rebel Wilson to cause chaos!

I think people will be either giving CR a wide berth or tripping over themselves to apologise on behalf of the police. Musn't say any more or the thread will get pulled

Yeah, bet he won't be getting his umbrella out and serenading the crowd this year !!

I bought my sister a joke CR calendar last Christmas. It fell in her sink and slowly shrivelled up on the work surface. Seemed like a very appropriate metaphor at the time....

Maybe CR could do a duet with TayTay in the Royal Box if she turns up.

Might I suggest, with To in mind of course, "Daddy's Home" or "Blue turned to Grey" in loving memory of his footwear.

Dusters is right, this thread is an oasis of sanity. Whatever else is going on, this is what counts. Tayto and the gray shoes. Nothing else is worth discussing.

Hurry up and get to Wimbledon Tayto, you let us down badly by giving Glastonbury a miss.

Good choices dusters. I also put forward Visage's Fade to grey, with the camera panning down to ToTo's shoes each time those words come round.

I want Tay to do a cover of Touch Of Grey
by the Grateful Dead, in honour of her beloved's shoes. It would be a change of style for her but there's only so many break up songs she can write.

What the hell. Ive had to go to work all day. Come home and theres no new pictures of TayTo. What's wrong 😕?

Afternoon all
Duet:
Hole in my shoe -Traffic
New shoes cough Tom cough - Paolo Nuttini
Or the whole album No quilted Jacket Required

So Sir Clifford of Richard is back then having not attended last year. Is he suing or letting it all lie now?

Be the change you want to see Coco

Don't know if the Cliff is suing, he did do a tv interview the other day but I didn't see it.

From what I've read TayTay is worth approximately 3 times as much as the Peter Pan of Pop ! How can that be ? She's only been around 5 minutes and he's Mr a hit in every decade.

I dont like change! I want pictures of grey/gray shoes and poutyness.

Holy moly! TayTay is worth upwards of $250 million!

I wonder if she'll lend me a fiver til payday?

I was seriously hoping to see her and him doing something saucy with some strawberries at Wimbledon. I can only assume they toted their Aldi wine bag to the beach and got rat arsed and are now sleeping it off. It's the only explanation for lack of sightings.

Bet she wears a straw hat to wimbledon. Toto will be in a pale blue or grey suit, no idea about what shoes he'll be wearing from his vast collection.
If its warmToto will take his jacket off and roll his sleeves up to just under his elbows.

Maybe she's been looking back at her Suffolk holiday photos/PR shots and thinking it's all a bit low rent.

If she was going for some posh British totty she probably expected a castle, a polo pony and staff. Instead she got a walk on a shingly beach with the WI chairperson and her quilted gillet, a garage coffee in a rented jaguar and presumably had to play boules/petanque with that guy who was "proudly toting" them in the photo.

That's not going to fill 4 pages of Hello magazine is it ?

Oh I don't know, Hello can fill a fair few pages with absolutely nothing at all. They can stick a pic of her sitting at her piano singing, photos of all her previous boyfriends, a double page spread of ToTo in his knickers, and a few lines about true love conquers all and the job's a good 'un.

He won't be wearing shorts at Wimbo will he ? A previous poster said the last time they saw legs like that they were hanging out of a nest ! (That's just made me laugh all over again).

She could tote some shorts, rock a real classy pair.

I've got a bad feeling about Wimbo. I think if he'd got Bond he'd be there. Just don't see TayTay there. Too many middle aged women with Union Jack hats on, and t-shirts with We love you Andy stretched over their ample bosoms (defo no sideboob).

Whatever TayTay wears to Wimbledon she will be showcasing her impressive pins as she walks in, tossing her glossy bob, rocking a red lip and no doubt holding hands tightly with ToTo, making everyone else walk round them.

Yes, fair point about Hello. Perhaps they could superimpose the one of him reclining in his undercrackers on top of the grand piano that she's playing.

She's not on Spotify, so everyone has to buy her album. That's my sound financial analysis for you there.

If not Hello I think OK! they will snap up the pics.