Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Nothing on the SBoS yet. FFS arent you reading this journos? We want pictures and weirdly descriptive prose.

Tay Tay looks like shes wearing blue suede shoes nothing on Toto yet

Or he is reenacting classics 101 for her now.
yes, well spotted, Zebra!

Maybe they are in Italy to meet up with the Clooneys
Party dress off is on!
Tay needs to work on her knock knees stance if she wants any chance of winning.

Through my erm, research I have also learnt that To is due in Australia next week. Maybe at the weekend? To film Loki 14 - let's make them see out their Marvel contract (artisic licence with name).

Will she go to Oz?
Will they hang out with the thirstiest sleb of them all, Mrs Chris Hemsworth. See how she hangs off him at every premier!

YES! Tea with the Clooneys! How darling!
George will truly look like a hip and groovy young thing then.

Will they go and visit George and Amal at their place on the Lakes ? God I hope so. The competitive hand holding, smooching, romantic dining and showcasing will be of epic proportions.

As Coco says, come on you journos. They're in Europe (think that might be a bit relevant/newsworthy just now), he went to the same school as the PM and the probable next one, and they want you there !! Come on, google your EasyJet tickets.

I can't believe I have wasted a full day working while TayTo were in the Coliseum. There's some incredibly blurry pictures on twitter. So I have tweeted the person who took them to ask about the shoes. Obviously. Who wouldn't?

Oooh I hope your tweeter tweets back Whentheship. You and Zebra are basically our eyes and ears now, given the Daily Fail has well and truly lived up to it's name.

#dedication whentheship 👏

I think she will think I am a lunatic. But then twitter is full of total maniacs!

It did occur to me that there is only normally one reason for meeting the 'rents so early in a relationship. But TayTay is not toting her handbag coyly in front of her microbump so maybe that is way out there. In any case I don't know if I have the energy for a Calvin vs ToTo b*bygate.

(* as from experience genuinely do not want a descent on our lovely thread by a bunch of maniacs)

Its ok everyone. Toto is wearing the grey shoes

Phew.

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This early in the relationship they should really be staying at some exclusive Pacific resort and just having lots of sex

Not touring the world and being papped

My experience of an Oxbridge classics graduate is that visiting a Roman site with them is a very bad idea

Hurrah for Gray Shoes on Tour.

When 1 or 2 of my sources (aka the gossip websites i was scouring) are CONVINCED that she's pregnant. And trying to work out the timline ie Metball was 7 weeks ago, so...

Her new single is called: ''He wouldn't stop droning on (so bored I could die)''
from the triple platinum album Ampitheatre.

Nice quiet romantic mini-break to Rome? Lovely, I'll just bring my 47-man security team.

Wish Taylor would get back to recording, I need to know what happens with CH.

My sources reckon they're there to meet up with Ed Sheeran & his girlfriend.

As for spouting classics & poetry never trust a man who uses other people's words to tell you he loves you.

My theory of what went on with CH, he wouldn't play the celebrity game, she dumped him for someone who would. She's been with TH two weeks and has already been photographed more with him than she was in the last 15 months, she knows full well how to keep a relationship on the low.

"Sources"? Donatella? Pray tell

Are we going to have a baby arrive 6 weeks early and be remarkably healthy? Like suri?

Just returned from a terrible day and this has cheered me up hugely.
Relieved to see that no matter what else is going on in the world, the gray shoes are back. That's all that matters now.

I've never been so invested in a sleb couple before.

How long til we get casual snapshots of them sharing an ice-cream and gazing lovingly awkwardly into each others eyes?

I have to admit I prefer sleb breakups to sleb romances and can't wait to analyse some pointed lyrics.

Isn't ed meant to be backpacking incommunicado and staying in $5 jungle lodges in Vietnam? How is this going to fit with the TayTo circus entourage? Also am struggling to place Ed and TayTay as buddies - but it would be great if he could write her a love song about ToTo's muted tones and ironed pants that TayTay can subtly change the lyrics to post-break up and shout 'you know who this is for' at awards ceremonies while ToTo's mates grimly ignore her.

Bring it on!

You'd think two people who constantly fly round the world for work wouldn't want to do that in their free time too. Although creating a fake romance is a kind of work, too.

I agree with a PP, looking at the business side of someone like Tay or Beyonce, or even Adele is v interesting.