Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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I reckon Blake played the pregnancy card to persuade RR to go on the July 4th extravaganza on the basis they won't be able to do it next year with 2 kids under 2. He agreed but the balcony shot was just a step too far!

What about Beyonce for the Wimbledon one? She's touring at the moment

I think Beyoncé is VERY likely.

Hmm, the threat of the papers thinking their marriage is in trouble wouldn't be much of a threat for Mr & Mrs Beyonce though. It's always in trouble according to the media

These threads have made life bearable for the past few weeks - good work everyone.

Mainly delurking to say how does ToTo keep the gre/ay shoes so box fresh????!!!!! It's driving me mad. Multiple pairs? Shoe trees? Scotchbrite? Shoe valet? I can envisage a scenario where TayTo are just about to get it on, when ToTo breaks free of her gorgeously toned gams to Scotchbrite his shoes and put shoe trees in.

It feels better to get that out.

I'm ready!! Won't be waiting at the airport but will be watching morning tv as they are obsessed with slebs, the presenters were beside themselves when Kim K made an appearance.

Damn! I've just seen they are going to the Gold Coast, so not near me. My friend is actually driving up there at the moment, but she is a sensible type who would judge me for celebrity spotting!

I wondered the exact same thing about the pristine suede shoes prettyuseful !!

I think he has more than one pair. Or a minion to clean them for him...

He's looking a bit unevenly tanned and sweaty in those pics. Not a good look. Also, I've never seen Thor so I had no idea just how camp and ridiculous it was until that photo at the bottom of the story. Having seen that, I'm certain there's no way he would be considered for Bond. Even before all this TayTo ridiculousness. No bloody way does he have the right image or class. #IdrisforBond

Apparently the airport paps were shouting questions at them about whether their relationship was fake - yikes!!

When TayTay was in Aus for her tour the media was relentless in following her, this could get a bit messy.

I can envisage a scenario where TayTo are just about to get it on, when ToTo breaks free of her gorgeously toned gams to Scotchbrite his shoes and put shoe trees in.
brilliant

LadyCassandra I think you should consider moving to the Golden Coast for the duration of the Tay-To Tour. I'm sure your family, friends' and employers' will understand.
Lol at the paps asking if it was fake. Did ToTo respond with "yeah, man." The only way to out-game them will be to ignore them completely, which will never happen.

Apparently the airport paps were shouting questions at them about whether their relationship was fake - yikes!!
That explains the sweaty brow.

And now the SBoS is analysing CH's lyrics. How quickly does he write and produce songs?

DSD and I saw TS in Melbourne last year and Katy Perry in Sydney the year before.

I prefer TS music and her show was great but the KP one was a bazillion miles better as a Show.

I also think it's interesting that Selena is staying away. Selena is definitely forging her one way away from the ridiculous squad bs. But their Instagram are verrrry different. Selena is much sexier Where as TS is all squad goals and bff awesomeness.

Again, the difference reminds me of He genuinely cool girl and the girls who thought they were cool.

Not that quickly. He was talking about the John Newman track being finished before he split up with TS.

Ah if the paps were shouting at them, that explains Tom's angry face and TayTay muttering 'don't respond- just keep walking. My personal photographer will inundate the media with 'genuinely blissful' shots later.'

LadyCassandra : you're going to have to style it out and let your sensible friend put her judgy pants on ! The opportunities for more shame and hilarity on the set of Thor are just too good to miss. Tell your friend that she's basically doing a public service. Many of us here are only surviving the media fallout from the referendum through the existence of this thread !!

Little snippet on the SBoS about Calvin Harris' about to be released song. It has lots of not very cryptic digs at TayTo, with the implication that she was seeing ToTo before they had split up.

Donatella I hope your TayTay shagging a Neighbour's character comes true, then we can have TayToad.

Donatellalymanmoss I thought it would be too quick. Good old DM never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Frayed - I hope your Home Office will be up and running by the weekend, as we need a control centre to cover Mission TayToThor.

Kimmy - we're at 943 messages, are you doing the honours with the new thread, I think the name is pretty much decided ?

Do you think Toto will try to improve his bond chances by attacking a photographer? Could go totally wrong and he could end up looking like an over enthusiastic cocker spaniel though

They'll be in the Versace Hotel which is miles away from where she's staying. And she has a baby. You're right, I'll have to move up there. DH will totally understand, despite me never showing an interest in Taytay not knowing who Toto was until I got hooked on the thread two weeks ago!

Taytoad [snort]

De-lurking to give thanks and hurrahs to you all! because this thread (and the first one) have made me laugh so much in the last couple of weeks. Can I offer up a new daily fail name for the joy that is Tayto - The new Dosh and Pecs
Oh, happy day

I vote we divert all sweepstake funds to cover LadyCassandras travel expenses!

Loving Dosh & Pecks, although I think Pecs needs more time in the gym.

Ooh I am off to Google the Versace hotel. This thread has everything - fashion (ahem grey suede shoes); intrigue (does TayTay actually have MaMaToTo under house arrest to keep Tom in line) and hotel/property porn.
I am so thankful to TayTo.