Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Maybe LuLu has fallen hard for Douglas Booth (BooBoo? ) and has taken his eye off the rest of his stable.

£47 must be, what, 6 people? Is that even possible?

Those Wimbo shots are fab, especially Bradley and his beard - TayTo must be kicking themselves.

Tayto will be sliding down moistened chutes in utter rage.

did I really type that?

I spend more than £47 on popcorn and hot nuts.

It was only shown in 3 cinemas but was available for streaming.

Maybe TayTo are similar to Paul McCartney and Heather Mills. From the outside, the rest of the world were just completely gobsmacked. I know she was a 100%, full throttle, off-her-tits scary lady. Tay and To are not in that league.

I used to think if Macca, with close family, friends and amazing "staff" who've obviously done a great job over the years, can make such a massive mistake and not see it coming, what hope is there for anyone?
Maybe TayTo want it to be the "real thing" and just have the lurrrrve blinkers on.

Where were the 3 cinemas - Iceland ?!

Emma movie Only opened in 3 cinemas in the UK, already did poorly in the US. Can't find what the budget was though I shouldn't be online at all as much chaos is happening around me atm.

Just had a quick Google of the film. Telegraph reports it was shown in 5 cinemas, including Burnley, Hull and York. It sounds so boring I have to confess I've already forgotten what it was about. Something about Chile and rescuing her husband ?

She's wearing a serious blouse and sensible hair on the poster. Kind of film you'd take someone to in the hope they'd think you were intelligent, but then you fall asleep, dribble on your shoulder and wake yourself up by snoring/farting out loud.

Frayed : why are you in chaos ? Are you trying to order some of those kitty pants before your husband gets in, when you should be cooking the dinner ?!

Can I just clarify that I have never farted out loud in a cinema ? I have snored, on many occasions, but in my defence they were children's films.

You know me too well dusters .

Nothing is ever straight forward chez les Frayeds', the delivery of the home-office means we have reached new levels of absurdity. The highlight being my husband desperately shouting for my help as he couldn't see. I was making dinner and he shouted "HELP! I NEED YOUR HELP. MY EYES, MY EYES I CAN'T SEE!"
I feared some kind of toxic chemical in eyes incident such was the distress - I rushed out. What was in his eyes? It was actually his own sweat! His.Own.Sweat. and the office isn't being built until Saturday this was just unloading it.

Emma's last movie tanked didn't it. It's all resting on Belle now

Back to Tay-To, has there been any sightings of the lovers since the party? The Squad has left but has ToTo made a break for freedom?

Cara's girlfriend seems to have been there the whole time but managed to avoid being in any pap shots. Shows that if you don't want to be you can avoid it

Same with ed Sheeran and his girlfriend

How many bedrooms does Taylor's house have do you reckon? Do you think the Reynolds baby was there with the nanny?

I love this thread. It is such a welcome antidote to just about every other thread on here at the moment.

This jezebel.com/ask-a-publicist-is-taylor-swift-and-tom-hiddlestons-re-1783144899?utm_campaign=socialfow_jezebel_twitter&utm_source=jezebel_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow starts by telling us what we already know, but I found the last 2 publicist interviews interesting and not just because it validated my Chiam agnosticism

I have just caught up with the Wimbledon pics.

TayTo should have been there mingling with the Beckhams and the minor royals, wearing matching Union Jack waistcoats and pearly queen shiny bunnets since we all know how much TayTay enjoys a nationally themed costume

'Twas a missed opportunity.

I'm sure she would only care about being seen at the final

Not frolicking in some tacky popstar's moistened chute in a vest

^ This is why I bloody love MN!

I am all caught up and feel like I've learned a lot from this thread. The jaunty sitting conga down the inflatable slide is I feel a whole new low point. Lower even than the wartime pantaloon photo shoot.

#SaveToTo

What the frolicking sideboob is a wartime pantaloon photo shoot ? You must enlighten me!

Miley Cyrus is pregnant?

Is all this TayTay's way of distracting attention from Hannah Montana?

Pah ha ha ha at moistened chute, that'll have me tittering for days.

Fassbender would make an awesome Bond. Way more 'ice' and grit.

Park Keeper chic

Did anyone scroll down to the bottom of the article to see Will Young? What the effing bejeezus was he wearing?! It's Wimbledon, not bloody Camden.

Now I'm off to check out Amal's ginormous trousers on the SBOS.

Oh, also, maybe that's also why Emma Watson is taking time out to study feminism, to detract from her films not doing well.