Golden Wonder: I say Tayto , you say Tahto, when will she call the whole thing off?!

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Oo-er. Can't bring myself to type 'Fassbender massive cock' into YouTube search. I have children and a husband and a responsible job

These popped up up on my Facebook, I wonder if Tay-To are bringing out their own line of pussy pants, with ToTo assuming his smear test pose?

Try here ladybitsandbobs.com/2012/09/03/man-porn-michael-fassbender-and-his-penis/

BRILLIANT link felicity.
I think more articles should just be "face" "penis", "face" "penis".

Maybe the DM have got so many clicks for their Tayto articles that they can now afford to splash out on an actual journalist, or at least someone with a GCSE in English rather than the usual unpaid interns they get to write their stuff?

I heard Fassbender has a massive cock too. Is he in a showmance too with Alicia someone or other? He should get some tips from Tom. Hes not been in the papers nearly as much as Id like.

New to the thread. Attracted by Felicity's informative Fassbender link.

I like ToTo, he seems nice and looked lovely in the altogether on that recent Hugh Laurie thing. Not sure about the TayTo coupling though. Most unlikely. Not sure how dim the PR machine thinks the public are. As for the 'moistened chute' caption, fucking genius.

He's not gay I kno people who have worked with him. Fassbender.

All this sidebar clicking we are damned. What's the consensus on the Clooneys btw? Did you see those jeans?

I never thought I'd say this, but today's DM article is EPIC www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3676105/Internet-reacts-Ryan-Reynolds-facial-expression-gets-trapped-Hiddleswift-zone.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailceleb

Meanwhile this is where the A listers were today Wimbledon

I notice Aidan Turner was there, looking dapper (if a little hairy), as well as a hairy Bradley Cooper. And a very handsome and all round nice guy David Beckham.

THIS is where TH should have been if he wanted to be taken seriously as a suave British actor. Not frolicking in some tacky popstar's moistened chute in a vest.

Not frolicking in some tacky popstar's moistened chute in a vest

Properly laughing and trying to pretend I'm not, whilst husband and dog look at me in a bemused fashion.

Poor Tom.

That picture of TayTay jamming with Ed Sheeran - her hair looks like Debbie Harry's on a bad day of over bleaching.

My final comment on the whole thing (for now) - the Ryan Reynolds hostage shot - what struck me most was their shoes, and how each couple had matching shoes - TayTo had their espadrilles, Blake and her hostage had white trainers, and 'The Normals' had barefoot / flip flops.

There's no way this wasn't carefully choreographed. TayTay must be like Monica on speed.

jezebel.com/no-conspiracy-theory-can-explain-away-taylor-swift-and-1783125755

I really wish I had written this article, lol, it really encapsulates the whole situation so well....

If this is a prank, it’s a bad one. If it’s real, it’s eye roll-inducing. Either way, these two have tied themselves together like a couple of dorkwad anchors and are about to sink—and by “sink,” I mean “go onto make millions more dollars off their relationship” because, again, we’re all just taking mouths full of other people’s shit in this human centipede called life.

Ouch!

Sorry I'm rent-a-quote at the moment but

He rocked rugged stubble and ensured the inkings on his neck were visible as he took his seat in centre court.

Is classic DM! What they mean is "he sat down"

I mean, when you wear a t shirt do you "ensure your arms are visible"? When you wear shorts do you "ensure your knees are visible"?

I see Bradley was at the tennis with his beard.

I see Bradley was at the tennis with his beard

That Jezebel article is brilliant.

Unless Tayto are genuinely truly, madly, deeply in love, then their level of twattishness is unrivalled.

The SBOS mentioned Bradley's beard too: He rocked a thick beard for the match

Ouch.

The SBoS is reporting that Emma Watsons latest film only made £47 at the box office. Who is her publicist?
LULU! What the chuff is happening?!
Do we need to stage an intervention for Lulu?

Even if they are truly, madly, deeply in love, their twattishness is unrivalled! Hes an actor. you aren't meant to know too much about them, because it makes them less believable on screen. I mean, I know Loki is the campest of baddies, but to put him in a TS vest is just taking the ! Even a reveal that the whole thing was a massive performance art project will have fallen flat, as no one fell for it!

"Thick beard" 🛁🛁🛁

£47? or £47 million??

Loving those pants, Frayed !

Now Fassbender could wear those, slide down the moistened chute, and STILL look like sex on a stick. Poor old ToTo would look like the world's most awkward cross-dresser.

Can't say I liked Bradley Cooper's look at Wimbo. A bit too much Park Keeper chic for me. If I had a lovely face like that I wouldn't have David Bellamy's beard and a hat on.

eachandeveryone, you asked earlier what the concensus was on Clooney and Amal. Don't know why but it's always looked a bit off to me. Again, one of those you can't quite put your finger on. And as for the jeans, yeah, just hideous. They were so wide she could have fitted down each leg with room to spare.

£47.

£47 for a film with Emma Watson in ?

I made more than that earlier this year when my neighbour bought my fridge/freezer off me !

Then again, that's the kind of box office ToTo will be dreaming of after this whole summer of farce crashes to a halt.