Sorry for the trouser confusion, we were referring to Gorgeous George's jeans. I seem to remember they were really wide legged ?
Frayed : are you sure it was your husband's sweat in his eyes ? I've a suspicion that he's been looking at the thread and had just seen the vest and the moistened chute. There won't be much work happening in that home office, he'll be on Buzzfeed, the SBoS and Twitter.
I have to confess I did scroll all the way down on the Wimbo pics Tom. You're right about Will Young. He looked like he'd been sleeping out in the queue overnight.