Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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I'll go side boob. Carrying a little holiday weight. Still sporting a 'tum' too (DM speak, right?) from baby so I could still use that depressingly

I've just read the blind gossip link, did Tay Tay nobble To before the split?

I've read this whole thread today. I think it's my favourite ever

On a scale of 1-10 how favourite?

Where 1 is bare foot and 10 is grey shoes

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Well she is a National Treasure!
Shirkingfromhome was spotted today at MN Towers, a National Trust property situated in the delightful rural location of Trollsbridge, Spamshire.

She was obviously feeling confident following the birth of her baby, rocking a form-fitting racerback frock with a hint of her postnatal bosom on display. This was teamed with a pair of grey brogues whilst toting this season's must have Aldi Wine Cooler.
She is pictured here studying a sign stating PLEASE KEEP OFF THE GRASS. she was heard to quip "No problem I prefer Gin!" much to the delight of the assembled crowd. A source who does not wish to be named said "It's 100% true, I heard it with my own ears.Amazing. I saw her a few times after looking at things with her own eyes. So down to earth."
Our team has contacted a representative of Shirkingfromhome and we are awaiting a response.

Taylors lookalike looks more like she's had a hard paper round.
Maybe it's her Nan.

I'd go with 10. I like this thread more than To likes his grey shoes. The ones he keeps for best.
Oh yes.

Frayed - that's inspired ! If Shirking gets together with To will we have to refer to them as ShiTo ?

Coco - we know what side boob is, is there a special name for Tay's pixelated boobs ? Perhaps she could flaunt that look next time she and To are on the beach.

We know that can't be Tay or her nan as she's rocking a mullet in that photo, not her glossy bob.

FrayedHem brilliant. not at all disappointed my smidge of rouge wasn't noted

Kanye and Taylor?

Kanye West is a piece of work. I've heard about the video but wouldn't give him the satisfaction of thinking I was interested.

Any news on what Tayto had for their tea?

Frayedhem have you just outed yourself as an incognito Daily Mail journo?

Just looking at DM online (yes, shameful). You have to hand it to them. They could make a showbiz exclusive out of a snail farting.

Pictures of TH walking near his home with somebody who isn't Tay ! The young guy looks like him, maybe a brother, TayToBro ?

Said young guy is carrying plastic balls and a bat under his arm, dressed very casually. But no ! This is the DM so he's "toting" the balls, I kid you not. His top and jeans are also analysed.

I have no need whatsoever to tell you what TH is wearing.

The point of the story is that Tay is not there. Yes, just that. The writing is so awful I think they've got the unpaid interns on the case.

God dammit I forgot the rouge and you're effortlessly elegant messy bun. Best stick to my day job of writing out invoices.

Is Tay in crisis talks with To's mum? Maybe To has a cat allergy

You also forgot to include how much Shirking's house is worth. Other than that, excellent!

No new TayTo on dailymailceleb this morning but for SBoS fans (ie EVERYBODY) there is a treasure trove of Amal's glossy tresses and flirty top, Jennifer Aniston briefly moving her hand in front of her stomach (PREGNANT. finally 'poor Jen' finds her family) and a surprising choice for the super skinny celeb in Liam Payne who appears to have been using Chezza Fezza Vezza's contouring stick.
Oh what a day to be alive!

Ooh and Tom's friend isn't just toting the petanque he is proudly toting

Don't wish to derail the thread but Millie Mac is looking woefully underdressed at Glastonbury.

I wonder who's going to be cleaning her converse for her? And Hugo smoking - surely not? The DM normally feels the need to draw attention to cigs so not sure why Hugo is just carefully-put-together...

This thread has me actually laughing out loud, I just woke the dog up with my cackling.

So we no longer carry things, we tote them, we don't wear things, we showcase them, and we are never scruffy, simply elegantly messy, we don't have hair, we have glossy tresses, and we don't have boobs and bellies, we have flirty bosoms and a hint of a tum. If one is slender, friends express concern about one's frail figure, and if one is slightly chubby, we are rocking our curves and quite probably pregnant.

Right, we need some new Tayto news, surely they rocked up at Glasto to see Adele yesterday?

I think they're special disposable converse.

No Tay-To news (that I've seen) but Tay Tay is plotting revenge for Kanye's video.

I think the article on les Dawson's daughter making an arse of herself at a wedding wins the journalism prize

Being described as hapless on your wedding day must be ace

The archers thread used to be my favourite but I can't bear to listen anymore so this is now top of my list!!

Im a few posts behind but Kanyes weird obsession with Taylor is scary almost as bad as his beyonce love

Flirty busoms are the carry on writers doing DM now