Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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There were rumours that she was looking to buy a Scottish castle in the bad old days when she was with Calvin.

I soooooo want her to buy an English castle now. It will have a moat, and a balcony so that she can play out her Romeo and Juliet / Princess Kate fantasies. There will be much pomp and waving.

I had no idea she was worth so much, I'm quite impressed by the private jet and everything.

Yeah George looks so scruffy in his tequila T-shirt compared to amal in the latest Prada/balenciaga/marchesa whatever.

I love you guys, this thread is fab and makes up for some of the post-referendum doom and gloom. Long live TayTo

But a little bit of my heart dies with each new photo... Wasn't Tom selling himself as some kind of honest, earnest Actor? I believed his hype Now he's just coming across as a publicity hungry twat...

Oh the latest DM "article" is just horrendous!

Wtf - she takes him to a Selena Gomez concert and he in turn takes her to.... M&S?

She must be bored stupid. Five star squillionaire lifestyle and then.... M&S, Suffolk and a drive around Essex. He's coming across as the absolute antithesis of Bond. Pedestrian in the extreme.

And the grey suede brogues. I'm actually becoming worried he's going to wear them through.

Maybe they are Scottish castle hunting. Perhaps Donald "Is That A Hamster On Your Head" Trump is going to sell them his Scottish golf course ?

They'd buy it for the privacy, we know how much they hate being photographed. They could name it TayToTrumpTowers.

I don't see a marriage on the cards (sniffs...). I think he really likes her, but that she's on the rebound and thinks he won't do her image any harm. Let's face it, she's probably still trying to make up for dating Harry Styles.

Oh that Peter and the Pricey video !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I resisted then couldn't help but click. Why is his jacket made of cotton wool ?

Presumably so when her singing got so bad he could pull a bit off and stuff it in his ears !!

That video is fantastic!
I want to see Tayto singing a duet.
Toto would want to dance, so perhaps 'You're the one that I want,' with TayTay's girlfriends as pink ladies?

Proper loling at TayToTrumpTowers

Tay Tay may look like a wannabe Disney Princess on her way to a birthday party but she's a very astute business woman.

I think she micromanages every single aspect of her public life, for maximum exposure and column inches. She's like a classy Katie Price in many ways, except she chooses romantic partners who command some kind of celebrity status themselves thus double the publicity. Oh and she hasn't had half a dozen kids yet and only one discreet boob job.

Tom did that biopic of Hank Williams and Taylor used to be marketed as a country singer.
I predict Islands In The Stream duet coming shortly.

I love this thread. My husband has long since lost the ability to feign interest in my TaTo musings.
I am desperate for their next date to be with Beyoncé and JayZ at his basketball team match.

I really want a Tayto duet now! Enough of the dithering around Ipswich you two. Get thee to a recording studio and do a version of Don't Go Breaking My Heart complete with an enthusiastic dance routine.

I am concerned for ToTo's feet though. I bet those grey suede loafers niff a bit after wearing them constantly for the last how ever many days. I expect he's dying for a dip in a Clairol foot spa with some Superdrug menthol foot lotion.

Have you seen the beach photos? I refuse to believe they haven't got their own personal photographer for this trip. But why?

It's a pretty safe not-quite-clean-cut turn for Taylor. I mean at 25? she may be fed up of the good girl next door shite. The Bad Blood cringefest of PVC outfits just saw her eclipsed by her hottie pals. All she has really done is move on quickly from a year long relationship -no marriage or kids- which guys do all the time so to slate her for it is misogynistic. So it makes her look a little risky without any actual risk.

And her new beau, is all city trader on a bender with sweaty rolled up shirt and 1 pair of shoes English Gent who gives her his jacket and his credibility mum.

Have neither of them got anything better to do this week?

Tbf they have put a few shifts in this week this fluff and nonsense is their job

Oh myyy goddd Islands in the stream pleaaase tayto its my favourite cheesey song and i would clap like a demented seal listening to it

Those photos! They seriously couldn't park nearer the gate? I don't believe it.

I respect her in a way, she is the more powerful/successful/wealthy one. But I am disappointed in him. He always came across as almost genuine, invested in causes etc and this just seems so Hello magazine. Just no Tom. Shush now.

Pictures of To minus Tay looking serious while wandering down a street with some random ginger bloke now featuring on the SBoS..

Oh god, has he left her for Ed Sheran?

That would be an utterly brilliant plot twist

Sexeeeeee

I think that's what I love most about the SoS, is that that probably is the headline. "Tom Hiddleston, 35, who lives in a £1.2m flat and attended Eton, spotted looking serious whilst wandering down a street".

I wanted to include this tweet by George Osborne as I think it's funny. Not intending to derail the thread, or talk about recent events, just thought it was funny and congratulations to Justine Greening.

Now back to TayTo! Hope they're spotted in Asda next.

Ah, congrats to JG. Hope she wasn't about to be outed in a Sunday paper.

Boo that George Osborne thinks that that is the best news in 48 hours. TayTo has landed! That trumps everything. Does he not follow this thread?

Well, more bad news is that the ginger chap is To's BIL, so poor Ed Sheeran has yet to appear in the story of love's young dream. Slight hope is restored, however by the fact that the BIL appears to be carrying a mini rounders bat and a set of croquet balls.

Why hope? Well, I am yearning for a village show-themed pap shoot next, complete with said croquet and rounders. Tay will wear a playsuit thing, and she will win the hotly-contested Victoria sandwich competition. To will wear those honking shoes, again.

I don't respect her for this at all- she doesn't need to lower herself to this kardashian krap surely?