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Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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MegCleary · 15/06/2016 23:10

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TheSpottedZebra · 25/06/2016 10:15

This whole thing is too delicious. I agree that maybe it's Wimbledon not Glasto - especially as the hair has gone back to normal.

How far will it go? Maybe there will be a TayTo baby?

TheAntiBoop · 25/06/2016 10:19

I like the way she is 'toting' her expensive handbag. Is that to say 'look, here is my handbag, not the guy in the grey suede'

TheSpottedZebra · 25/06/2016 10:19

Arf at the Jaguar too. He advertises them, doesn't he?
It's like he's taken a leaf out of his pal (rude) Cumberbatch's play book and played the Jaguar/petrol station card. That is always a winner.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2965667/Benedict-Cumberbatch-indulges-passionate-pregnant-wife-Sophie-Hunter-shows-bump-road-trip-California.html

WaitroseTrolley · 25/06/2016 10:21

Only he didn't leave the door open so we could view the interior. Schoolboy error.

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 10:25

Iknow the DM isn't popular on MN but to carry on the TayTo discussions you must gird your loins and partake in The SBOS.
They have all the best pictures of the Von Trapps TayTo

nicenewdusters · 25/06/2016 10:25

I lived and died in pretty much the same pair of black boots last year.

Having now seen 3000 pictures of TH's grey suede shoes I'm starting to feel guilty. My friends and family must have thought "ffs, Dusters has got those boots on - again!"

I could live with the guilt if I was being flown around in a private jet, advertising luxury cars and pushing my potential new film role. Funnily enough none of those applied in my case.

nicenewdusters · 25/06/2016 10:28

I need breakfast but the SBOS calls, thanks Coco for letting me know where to get my TayTo fix for today.

TheSpottedZebra · 25/06/2016 10:38

Yes, I think if you have plumbed the depths and posted on Sleb Twaddle, then you need to own who you are, and visit the SBoS. They do have the best pics.

This thread is my happy place this weekend. I'd like to nominate Tay for an honour, just for that. Can we pretend-Dame her, like the one that Angelina Jolie got? She'd like that.

UnGoogleable · 25/06/2016 10:46

This is the first thread I go to each day for my TayTo fix Grin

They are the gift that keeps on giving aren't they? A photo call with mother, oh deary me. Could it get any more cringe-tastic?

I agree Wimbledon will be on the cards, but not until the final week when the important people will be there, natch.

I think they could manage Glasto, quick photo call looking glam in suede wellies, then off to a hotel. You don't think Beyonce used chemical toilets when she was there do you? I'm sure they'll have made provisions for the special people.

WaitroseTrolley · 25/06/2016 11:12

Yeah Kate Moss choppers in and out and probably stays somewhere fancy whilst there.

I think TayTo knew what was coming due to their freakish ability to predict the 'R'-word-which-must-not-be-named and got together to provide us with distraction for when the time came

All praise TayTo!

nicenewdusters · 25/06/2016 11:40

Yes, was barely aware of Sleb Twaddle before and had never posted. However this thread is like chatting over the fence in a cosy pair of slippers with your lovely, gossipy neighbour.

I notice George Clooney and the fragrant Amal are on the bar as well. Another couple getting out of a car, holding hands and sharing a romantic candlelight dinner. As somebody pointed out, why does she always look dressed to the nines when he often looks like he's popping out for milk ?

Can I second Zebra's call for an honorary title for Tay. I'm thinking Dame Tay of Ipswich, with red lipstick, a glossy bob and grey suede shoes for the Coat of Arms. Imagine the papparazzi when they give her the gong ! MumTayTo can buy a new hat, and TH can get the Queen's own shoe maker to fashion him a pair of solid gold loafers in homage.

Fairylea · 25/06/2016 11:46

Grin @TayTo baby... Would be like one of the small potatoes on CBeebies .

TheAntiBoop · 25/06/2016 11:55

I'm sure tayto will insist on carpet being laid before them at Glastonbury so their suede shoes are protected

She is coming across as ruthlessly cynical and he's coming across as desperate. I'm not sure that was their intention

Whentheshipgoesdown · 25/06/2016 12:08

Sleb twaddle is awesome! Underneath I reckon everyone loves showmance, twaddling and the SBoS. And you wouldn't get a non-twaddling thread of this length and duration without a massive bunfight.
Long live TayTo and the Twaddlers

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 12:14

Amal is secretly hoping George is going to drop her off at soft play so she can gatecrash a birthday party.

MrsJayy · 25/06/2016 12:14

What will we do when they break up next week we will be bereft

Donatellalymanmoss · 25/06/2016 12:18

Btw I use Twitter to look for the photos so I don't have to give the DM hits. If you search Taylor Swift Tom Hiddleston they're all there.

I'm looking forward to her dumping him when she realises he's set the whole thing up and is just using her name for attention.

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 12:22

DD is upstairs playing early TayTay. Bless she's singing about waiting for her prince and is all apple cheeked and curly haired.
Our baby is all grown up now, petrol station coffes and suede shoes

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 12:24

MrsJayy! Wash your mouth out!

I telling you, a marriage is on the cards.

Whentheshipgoesdown · 25/06/2016 12:28

@dailymailceleb is the twitter account. may be worth joining twitter just to follow it-

Appaz Lindsay Lohan is posing for a loved up selfie. Barf. And Rihanna has both played to an empty stadium and donned some racy thigh high boots.

TheLittleFoxes · 25/06/2016 12:31

I love this thread, it's a little oasis of fluff amongst all the other ragey threads.

I am cringing (again!) at those awful photos of them walking down the street hugging like three over amorous teletubbies.

TayTay will rise like a phoenix from the flames of this showmance but I fear Tom has fucked things up for himself well and truly.

MrsJayy · 25/06/2016 12:46

YEs you are right coco they will have a quiet clifftop wedding for close friends the paps and family and have a bags worth of little baby taytos Grin

SlowJinn · 25/06/2016 12:47

Tayto aren't going to split up EVER. It's true love. I can tell. They are going to get married in a ceremony even more tackier than the Price-Andre debacle back in the day (where they serenaded their guests with A Whole New World - check out the video, it's DREADFUL

I'm sure Tayto can do something equally as diabolical.

Donatellalymanmoss · 25/06/2016 13:07

I actually don't see Taylor going into marriage easily despite her image as an over the top romantic, she's worth an absolute fortune and is pretty business savvy. She has way too much to lose when it all goes tits up (which it most likely will).

TheAntiBoop · 25/06/2016 13:10

I bet Tom would really love his kids. Like really.

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