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Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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MegCleary · 15/06/2016 23:10

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witsender · 25/06/2016 19:19

Oh no, I don't mean I respect her for this episode...Just kind of in general for being successful etc.

SlowJinn · 25/06/2016 19:19

I'm hoping to see them photographed in Aldi, fighting over the special buys. I was there earlier and was sooooooooooooo tempted by this dinky little cool bag that can hold two bottles of wine, with a zip up bit with 2 glasses, a corkscrew and 2 napkins. I don't need it but goddamn it I want it. But is it a good idea for me to take two bottles of wine to the beach when I go there without company? yeah okay so I could take lemonade or iced tea instead but what would be the point?

Look out for headlines in the North Wales Pioneer of Drunk Mum of 4 in Beach Fracas Grin

Anyway enough about Aldi, back to Tayto. I wonder if Tay Tay ever gets drunk and dishevelled? She always looks so composed and co-ordinated. Even when she's wearing very little, she looks elegant never trashy and Kardashianesque

Unlike her current beau with his hideous sweat stained shirts and ubiquitous grey suede shoes and enthusiastic dancing.

MrsJayy · 25/06/2016 19:32

Tbf its notnew being out and about and Papped if she didnt like it her people wouldnt call the photographers plenty of celebs manage to go out

MrsJayy · 25/06/2016 19:34

Enthusiastic dancing makes me laugh

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 19:36

I feel I can't comment on the stinking shoes.
I've been wearing a white pair of Converse for weeks. With no socks 😳.
I bet Tom has a chap who Frebreezes his every night.

TheAntiBoop · 25/06/2016 19:41

He has ten pairs and spends about quarter of an hour each morning deciding which one to wear that day

SlowJinn · 25/06/2016 19:49

A member of One Direction, one of the ones that isn't Harry Styles, not sure of his name but he's not the one with the child or the one that is enjoying a fauxmance with Cheryll Surname-to-be-confirmed, but the other one, anyway, he once said it is very easy to go out and NOT get photographed and he has an active social life with his friends, and only gets in the papers when he or his manager wants him to be seen doing certain things. The rest of the time he can do pretty much want he wants. He said it's what you wear and who you are with. People might think 'gosh, he looks like that bloke in the manufactured boyband, but then again what would he be doing in KFC?'and he gets left alone. I only know this because one of my sons works in an environment vaguely connected to the music industry.

So if Tayto wanted to stroll round town/buy fish and chips/wander round a market, without anyone noticing them, they almost certainly could. ToTo would need to change his shoes and maybe go for stonewashed jeans, a slogan t-shirt with white socks and sandals, whereas TayTay could flaunt herself in George at Asda's finest (without her taut toned abs or her glorious legs on show) and no-one would take any notice of them.

Shirkingfromhome · 25/06/2016 20:30

I think he has Monday shoes, Tuesday shoes...

SlowJinn I bought one. I have no idea when I'm going to use it though. Those middle aisles are lethal.

SlowJinn · 25/06/2016 20:36

Shirkingfromhome you bought an Aldi wine cool bag? Envy

Meet you on the beach, we can get drunk together and discuss Tayto and the daily grey suede shoes. Grin Wine

Whentheshipgoesdown · 25/06/2016 20:37

I think now he and Taylor are an item Tom splashes out on a new pair of grey suedies every day to keep looking immaculate. He just needs to get himself some Mitchum too and he'd be swell.

Agreed with Slow, the other one from those-who-shall-not-be-named-on-MN posted pictures of himself on the tube having not been recognised at all. To be fair I probably wouldn't recognise him even if he was doing a pa. I once saw Freddie Prinze junior outside a theatre, while he was much more famous and married to thingy, and I only knew he was anyone because there were loads of people taking his picture and screaming

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 21:04

MaybeCraig Davidvould do a song aboytthe shoes.
#met her on a sunday had on my grey shoes#
#took plane ride on a monday, had on my grey shoes#
##went to a petrol station on a tuesday, still had on my grey shoes#

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 21:04

Oops, sorry typos Blush

Whentheshipgoesdown · 25/06/2016 21:15

coco still made me do a minor snort... 😄😄😄

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 21:17

And I think we should refer to them as 'gray' in honor (

downright · 25/06/2016 21:26

Coco got the lolz Smile

nicenewdusters · 25/06/2016 21:31

Coco - I'm loving your sexy Lego lingerie model. He actually looks more relaxed in the photos than TH.

Shirking - Remember, when you're arrested on the beach drinking from your new Aldi cool bag you're not carrying it, you're toting it.

Shirkingfromhome · 25/06/2016 21:36

Slowjinn You're on. Wine

coco actual LOL Grin Imagine the dancing!

WaitroseTrolley · 25/06/2016 21:37

slow Cheryl Surname-to-be-confirmed Grin Grin

Shirkingfromhome · 25/06/2016 21:40

There's not actually a beach near me. There is a national trust park though. Is Aldi allowed there or will I chased out by the fortnum and mason brigade? I bet Tay-To will be papped with a hamper.

WaitroseTrolley · 25/06/2016 21:48

Hide the label shirking and flaunt your curves, that'll distract them.

Shirkingfromhome · 25/06/2016 22:01

I clearly haven't thought this through. I'm a b-cup Sad

WaitroseTrolley · 25/06/2016 22:07

Ok, second option - are you quite slim? Could you potentially have an eating disorder?* If so you can maybe 'display your skeletal frame' and we can mention instead how your friends are worried about you.

*I apologise in advance if you do or have had an eating disorder. I'm not making light of eating disorders, just the DM way of talking about them.

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 22:10

Show side boob. That's where its at nowadays.
Ive seen the side of more slebs boobs this week, than I've had hot dinners.

TheSpottedZebra · 25/06/2016 22:11

Are you pregnant? You could be bumping along nicely?
Or, you could hold a jacket in front of your tummy and be 'keeping everyone guessing'.

Please do NOT 'flaunt your gams' though. No one apart from the DM SBOS calls legs, gams.

Cocolepew · 25/06/2016 22:11

Ohohoh
maybe Tay Tay is in hiding because Kanye has a naked lookalike in his new video Shock