Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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Is that Gwen Stefani?

Someone pass her the eyeliner - quick. She looks like a corpse.

Air force Tay-to in London. Is he popping back for a change of shoes?

Tayto walks amongst us?!

Oh are they going to Glastonbury?

Can you feel the love.

Polish the silver, and dig out granny's china.
Warm the teapot, and something something chimney sweep (that's British, right?)
He's met her family, now it's time for him to meet his?

Glasto? GOOD CALL.

But I fear for the grey suede shoes.

Oh no, Tom and his grey suedes couldn't go in all that mud

The dm has a whole article on the matching shoes!!

I'm going to guess that she is a lot less interested in his friends.

I hope they are having great sex because they can't be getting anything else out of it (other than loads of bad pr)

Fabulous intelligence there Zebra, good work.

It's got to be Glasto hasn't it. And they'll have matching Hunter Wellies, Natch. Maybe grey suede ones? She will flash her amazing pins with just the right amount of mud spattered on them.

Hmmm we ask what TH is getting out of it... a few weeks being flown around to wherever, dropping in to Glasto by helicopter (probably).... Hell, I'd hold hands and canoodle with the Beanpole Blonde for that!

Tayto are here? In the UK? Going to Glastonbury? Loving the idea of grey suede wellies.

I wonder if they'll buy a pop-up tent from Argos and slum it with the ordinary folk? Or turn up in a giant camper van with tinted windows and a hot tub?

Oh the DM is going to be full of joyful pix of Tayto dancing enthusiastically in the mud!! What fun.

It's got to be Wimbledon, not Glastonbury, unfortunately.

How many PDAs can you photograph in a field of 10,000 people, most of whom are wearing silly hats and sitting on each other's shoulders.

Also, smooching during a romantic meal for two will be difficult in a yurt when you're sharing an organic pitta bread.

TH would never risk soiling his beautiful suede shoes in a chemical toilet.

Still praying it'll happen though, obviously !

Photo call with the pair hugging his mum. And he's still wearing the shoes.

It's interesting how actors are normally very keen to protect the privacy of their families but here is mummy hiddlestone on a fun walkabout with the two of them in a small village and acting as if the paps with the camera are perfectly normal

Oh excellent, they are the couple that keeps on giving.
I predict a whirlwind wedding.

TayTays hair colour is back to boring I see.

Really ?! That's insane ! Is MumTayTo "flaunting" her lovely son with his glossy new girlfriend ?

(Goes off to look for pictures.............)

It's amazing all these high profile couples who manage to date for years with out pap photos. How unlucky are tayto!! And how charming they are that they don't try and hide away or show their annoyance!!!

I hope they're not going to be complaining about 'invasion of privacy' in the future. Is Taylor so pissed off with kimye that she's trying to get their column inches?

I like the way they say 'the actor, who is in the running to play Bond'

Surely that boat has sailed?

Where are these pix of Ma Hiddlestone and Tayto? Do you think she knows it's a fauxmance?

Dm of course!

He even treated Taylor to coffee from a bp garage while he showed her the sights of Essex.

Taylor Swift is visiting Ipswich?

She must be thinking she's died and gone to heaven - a coffee from a BP garage in Essex ! I wonder if he bought her an over priced croissant as well, the smooching cad ?

that does basically look like a photo call. It's so bizarre. I mean who walks down the street like that with their boyfriends mum who they just met.

It just all looks so fake. Even if it isn't. Weird.

I want to say this is Taylor but given what fakeCalvin posted his week I am not sure order has been restored blindgossip.com/?p=79349

Agree, that's such a photo call.

The three of them walking down the street, arm in arm, reminded me of the opening credits of The Monkees. Hope they warned the neighbours, that's not a sight you want to see when you're pruning your roses.

Notice from the DM that it's only a 24 hour visit. They're priming us to wonder where they're off to next.

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