Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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The pdas look totally awkward, very very odd.

Those restaurant pictures are SO weird. He looks like he's kissing her arm in several of them. Literally no adult ever sits like that with their arm permanently on someone else's shoulders or face. I bet the photographers kept texting them saying "hold your arm higher Taylor, we can't see it through the window!"

I can't wait for the next series of excruciatingly embarrassing photos.

Will they be dancing enthusiastically again? Will Tayto be wearing completely matching outfits, now that they've coordinated their grey loafers? Another beach walnut perhaps? A kite flying picnic would be fun.

Oh it's so exciting. I love a sleb fauxmance. It warms the cockle of my heart.

Walnut = walk. Damn autocorrect!!

I want to see Tayto in matching rara skirts.

I've heard an appearance at Wimbledon might be on the cards.

Her legs are fucking amazing though.

Ooh, could we see them supping Pimms in the Royal box??

We won't be able to see her legs at Wimbledon.
Tayto will have to arrange for the pap walk again. I'm sure they'll squeeze in the awkward hand holding though.

She's got a cracking set of pins, no wonder she's always in shorts. I'd be the same!!

I'll put 50p on Tayto at Wimbledon doing an awkward PDA involving strawberries and cream.

Tayto should ask Jimmy Fallon (I so would), for a lend of his giant hands. They would be much easier to see through the window .

I just don't know what's happening.

TH has managed for many years to keep his affairs out of the public eye.

Now he's on the SBS everyday

I would have never had put these two together

He sang in that hank williams biopic, he's not amazing slow but he can hold a tune...
m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=h9DgMtEiZlE

It's kind of odd, isn't it? I thought he was interested in the more interesting roles, not just doing blockbusters? But going after that kind of fame he'll just be a movie star, not really a "proper" actor in the same way.

Really Coco?

Their (TayTo's) duets are going to be epic.

It'll genuinely be worse better than Gwake.

Do you know Gwake? Green Stefani and Blake that country one that's not famous here.

Yeah.
Hes a catch.

Isnt Blake about 80 ft tall? He could go out with Tay.
Gwen was on Carpool Karaoke. She has a bizarrely pointy face, it was flat at the sides, and was as dull as dishwater.

Gwen

It didn't occur to me before this thread that there was anything rude about shaking it off.

#naive

Gwen has not changed. One bit.

(Yeah, her left middle toe is still the same. Badoom-tish)

Oh wow. I know we shouldn't slate surgery, but she doesn't look quite human.

He must be getting pissed off though, I was reading an article about Thor filming in Australia's Gold Coast and it referred to him as "The actor now known as Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend, Tom Hiddleston, as Loki in Marvel's Thor." that's gotta sting. Glorified handbag indeed!

That's truly hideous lippy Gwen Stefani is wearing, she looks ill.

Yikes! I thought Dory never went out without red lipstick.

I bring you excellent news on such a shitty day for many.

Supposedly, Air Force TayTo has touched down in... London.