Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

[MegCleary]

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3657664/Tom-Hiddleston-holds-Taylor-Swift-s-hand-gives-tender-smooches-romantic-dinner-date.html

The holding hands in the window shots are hilarious - they look so uncomfortable. Tayto must have been instructed to hold hands at all times.

They look like they've been told to do "big" PDAs, something the cameras can easily interpret from 300m away.

And Tom, sit RIGHT in the window, OK, not NEAR the window, they might not see you - RIGHT IN THE WINDOW.

ok, got it.

I almost panicked as I thought there was no shoe shot. They have matching shoes now. It must be love.

The one where she's checking her phone - quick update from the PR team?

They are telling her to holdhands at the window

I feel like Tom has a checklist of things:

• just one notch above chaste kiss
• hold hands when walking
• some kind of hand hold or clutch when sitting or standing at a distance. As we literally can't keep our hands off each other
• chivalrous gestures. Many, and mix them up.
• make sure the paps can see and identify you, but don't stare at the camera. You are not a Kardashian.

Week 2

• kittens
• Britishness: tea, crumpets etc. Brass band?
• maybe a quick bum touch (NOT a grope)

"Brass band?"

Taylor posting a picture of him with her cats will be next

Dont stare at the camera you're not a Kardashian😂

See I've been thinking about this this morning (mainly to get away from brexit hysteria) and I think they are actually dating and are both feeling very giddy and loved up right now as she has landed a heartthrob and he has his much longed for strong equal!?! Who is looking at him all besotted puppy eyed and having been single for so long his ego is loving it.
Anway this giddy crap will last for about 4-6 months tops before his ego, which is considerable suddenly realises that he has become a glorified handbag and he gets pissed off with it, she meanwhile will realise that now her hunk de jour is just an emasculated laughing stock she will equally go off him and he will get scraped off quicker than shit on her shoe, she will carry on as before with a whole new albums worth of material and he will be appearing in a panto near you soon..

Are Tayto paying the DM to write gushing articles about them? If so, they should request a better author. That hand-holding piece is embarrassingly badly written.

Long winded nonsense though and column inches count!

Jan moir wrote an article in Dm on Tom hiddleston which is quite amusing

Maybe he made a mistake and thought he was going for a lead role in the bodyguard?

I think we should all commit to keeping this thread going, no matter what. Brexit, WW3, the apocalypse...

Agree with PPs over Amal knock-kneed look. Also wish she would not walk/pose with her elbows glued to her waist, it's so girly and makes her look incapable of anything. Which is clearly not true.

Brexit rage has made my (already low) tolerance levels for this pair of fake ass, fame crazy, beanpoles decrease somewhat. Can you imagine the sex? Knees knocking everywhere, Taylor's music playing in the background.

Ugh.

Actually what struck me with the last DM photos was that they do NOT look like a couple that are having good sex.

And then I went and consoled myself with the SoS

What's the SoS, downright?

Sidebar of shame?

I bet Taylor does do the deed to her own music. I bet that's why her and Calvin split up. He wanted to get jiggy to How Deep Is Your Love while she insisted on Shake It Off. Same thing with Harry Styles. He will have wanted to be Up All Night. It was a relationship destined for failure.

Tom, meanwhile can't sing. But he does dance. Enthusiastically.

Interesting that Calvin Harries posted some stuff on Instagram suggesting that his romance with Tay wasn't all hearts and flowers, then promptly deleted it, and his rep then denied it was him making those comments.

This is much more fun than discussing Brexit.

Tayto rock.

That Jan Moir article is very good. The holding hands while talking to friends walking behind thing annoys me. If they really couldn't keep their hands off each other they wouldn't be out and about getting papped - they'd be holed up somewhere.

BOOP has it

Oh, I sooo used to fancy Tom (mostly as Loki - leather trousers and a psycho personality, anyone?), I had a secret Pinterest board and everything. I can delete it now with no regrets.

Loving the Tayto/BoTayTo work.

I googled the Jan Moir article and I am now traumatised all over again by the sight of Tom in his baggy knickers. I am literally shaking. Literally I tell ya.

Oh I need this thread. Fluff and frivolity is the perfect antidote.

So the latest performance intimate shots. If I was out to dinner with a couple who were fondling awkwardly and blatantly like that I would have to slap one of them.

I notice TayTay has her own pair of matching fugly grey suede flats now. How nice. Has she been seen in heels at all since this showmance started?

I will say one thing in her favour though - she has a cracking pair of pins that girl.