Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

[MegCleary]

It's so fake. Too many coy glances at camera.

It's like they're in a secret competition with Amal Clooney to see who can make most eye contact with the camera.

I hope TayTo get married. Can you imagine the thirstiness? What would they do to top the Clooney Venice extravaganza?

Maybe all the photos were staged over the course of a couple of days, and they forgot to tell To to change his shoes for each one ?

Or perhaps the shoes are the key. Maybe he's the mastermind behind some new pyramid selling scheme, Forever Shoes or perhaps Sell Your Sole ? It's genius product placement and soon we'll all be trying to buy and sell the "tailored to(e)s".

Oh god, the wedding, it's too much to hope for. Swifty flaunting her glossy bob in her gown, To with a pair specially patented for the day.

^ did not know you could patent your boobs.

I think the shoes are the answer. The pix are staged and taken over a 24 hour period. Poor Tom had no time to pack a change of footwear.

Tayto are no more genuine than Haylor.

Wait - Haylor's not real? Next thing you'll be telling me Brexit won.

TayTay and Amal could have a Dress Off to see who can dress most like a 6 year old going to a party.
Amal is slightly in the lead atm.

She is, Coco

I'll be honest, the slightly knock-kneed, maybe she needs a wee pose that she does gives her the edge.

made sure she got into the vehicle safely

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't trust me to get into a vehicle safely.

I get the George gay rumours but I don't see what's in it for Amal at all. She's got money, respect, an incredible career. She doesn't need him.

Although IF he's going into politics he needs to be married. Maybe she wants to be First Lady.

Maybe his hairdresser does her as well. Hair, I mean.

Or maybe she wants to be bezzies with Cindy Crawford while George does boys' things with Randy.

--or randy things with comment redacted
Plus should have said men's stuff, boys sounds well, wrong.

I am teasing. I don't actually care about any of it but it's a welcome distraction from the things I do care about but cannot do much about.
Haylor wasn't real?
What a shock, said no one ever.

Haylor was good for a few songs though, the girl done good. I wonder if Tom will be the subject of a break-up song when the inevitable happens? Out Of The Woods is a great running song, so is Style.

Re Mrs Clooney, I always thought it was politics behind George's decision to get married. And she probably has a hidden agenda too.

Talking of politics...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. Let's talk about Tayto and irrelevant sleb twaddle and forget what has happened in the last few hours.

I don't think George is gay but I don't buy Amal for a second.
It all has the air of something that's being done for our benefit. Like Kimye, I guess - I think beardclub are way off the mark suggesting they are LGBT but it doesn't make their relationship any more plausible. I think there are loads of reasons for showmances and covering up LGBT relationships is vanishingly rare these days - it's not exactly Rock Hudson territory although I reserve judgement on Zerrie

So new photos. Amazing how the only table available was the one right next to the window. All so staged

And he's wearing the shoes again

But agred Slow I've been being angry on social media for 7 hours now so should probably get a grip with a good bit of sleb twaddling!

I dont think George is gay but I think there is a political agenda. I obviously watch to much Scandal US political dramas

New tayto photos where ?

Dm of course!!

Oh Dm reporting Tom is tenderly smooching taylor (turns inside out with the the cringe)

In 1 picture he has her hand behind his neck I reckon he is trying to shake her off

Please can we have a link? I can't be doing with the DM front page this morning...

I cant do links but if you google Daily mail Tom and taylor its the first link you can by pass the proper news and get to the serious issues of the day