Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

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That's an excellent point Whyisthe ! Maybe it will be one of the factors that stops him going, unless he gets a pair handcrafted to look like wellies ?

I'm hoping too that old Etonians are a bit off about using Portaloos. I guess they'd fly in on the Swifty private jet though, so no worries there.

There's a Facebook page set up for him! Hiddles Love . Just to be clear I did NOT go searching for this! A friend commented on it. A real life friend. Who has other friends. Am I protesting too much?

nice let's hope they do do Glastonbury

Taylor is probably enjoying being the cool one for a change.

That DM link.... does no one filter through the photos to just pick a few of the best ones... why are there 1000 pics of essentially the same thing? And the text...

Putting on a glamorous display, Taylor coated her lips with a slick of rouge and her golden bob looked full of health and vitality. Meanwhile, Tom looked typically suave in a buttoned down pale blue shirt which he wore with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows

Who writes this shite? Do you think they got the work experience kid to do it?

Oh and I agree that the mis-match between TS and her friend's outfits is quite noticeable. One has gone for straight laced girl next door, whereas the other has gone for hooker chic.

I think they put so many photos in so you'll keep scrolling and see all of the sidebar.

The writing is just ridiculous, reads like a Mills and Boon. 'Slick of rouge' ffs, who says rouge? Golden Bob? Er, she's got white blonde hair.

UnGoogleable many many many many many references to her 'toned' 'flat' tummy as well. Which she was apparently 'flaunting'. Weird.

The real Facebook obsessives are to be found on the Hiddlestoners page, they're so obsessed you're not even allowed to mention Tayto. Instant banning offence. They even like the smear test on the bed picture.

I'm judging.

Esme please wind them up with constant references to TayTo !

Yeah the DM reference to TS 'Golden Bob' made me laugh.. she has a scraggy platinum bleach job scraped back into a half arsed pony tail. Did they actually look at the pictures before they wrote that?

What lipstick was Tay Tay wearing a slick of whatnow esme I'm not judging you I am

Esme!! Link to the Hiddlestoners Facebook page please. I want to discuss Tayto vs. Hiddleswift.

Oh Esme

There weren't just glamourous displays in that DM article. There were leggy displays and affectionate displays too iirc. Can't anyone just be doing something without displaying it? in fairness probably not tayto although I'd have chosen 'performance' not 'display'

I never want this thread to end

No you can't whentheship. It's either a display or a flaunt. Even when you are just wearing a top and some trousers you are flaunting something, usually your curves. Unless it's someone with a potential/rumoured eating disorder.

Well said, MichaelGove

^ a sentence I've never said before.

Just perusing those pix of Tay with To. She's deffo had a boob job. When she wasaid with Harry Styles she was much less endowed. Loving her skirt and top combo but surely if they were a power couple, To would at least have red socks to show true luv?

Oh she had new boobs a few years ago I think. Subtle ones though.

I was worried that it has all gone a bit quiet on Planet TayTo. Could the magical unicorn have flown already?

Nope. And hurrah. So the evening after he proved his commitment to #SquadGoals by going to Selena Gomez's show, TayTo went for tea. Well, dinner. At a steakhouse. Reports state that it 'was an intimate solo dinner date', yet they were also accompanied by a few security guards, and a driver. Oh, and some paparazzi. Tay wore a miniskirt, of course, and To wore his bestest shoes. And staying on-message, And, like a complete gentleman, Tom opened the car door for Taylor and made sure she got into the vehicle safely.

Awww well it's true love innit though?

Why thank you Zebra

Every time I read TayTo I say it in my head in a high pitched Irish accent, a la Keith Lemon on Celebrity Juice, "Po-ta-to".

I'm really enjoying this thread but am starting to feel it's making me go slightly crazy.

TheSpottedZebra : when you say To was wearing his bestest shoes, were they the grey/blue suede look ones he appears to have 14 pairs of ?

YES, dusters. Tom loves those shoes - well, as much as he loves column inches and Internet clicks.

I can not believe he only wears one pair of shoes. I thought he was a millionaire.