Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

[MegCleary]

Just seen this and was going to ask if she'd had a boob job but you beat me to it

Oooh maybe that's why she dyed her hair, to detract from the boobs

Hmmm... So what Tom likes is fake tits and a trashy dye job...

Oh god. He looks like the sensible son of her parent's neighbours who she's finally agreed to go out on a date with ! Her young, trendy friends are following close behind giggling about Swifty's "dad" taking her to a concert

Also Calvin being anti-squad

He loves those shoes. I bet he has 5 pairs. One for day, one for night, one for dates, one for home and one for the beach

He reeeeally loves those shoes, he can't take his eyes off them! Why are there quite so many photos on the mail online?

I'm really starting to hate those shoes. I wouldn't mind so much but they're hardly a practical material are they.

That's some embarrassingly sweaty pit-stains right there. Like taking your dad to the gig right enough. Oh god, my Tom love has taken a dreadful beating over the last couple of days.

Tell me about it esme 😤

Ooh sweaty pits are never a good look when you're out on the razz with your pop star girlfriend. Not sure that's going to help with the Bond 'audition', even if you get her abandon her 6 inch heals for the first time in 2 years so you don't look short.

He's not good on gig casual is he

And the friend Taylor was holding hands with - the two were dressed at total odds.

It makes me feel old!

Maybe if he wasnt wearing his shirt and slacks combo he wouldnt be a sweaty mess he reminds me of prince william when he goes out smart Casual

Oh i saw its #Higgleswift we need to be getting on twitter and start hashing the Tayto 😀

TayTo or Tiddles?

Hiddleswift, no?

He's not short! He's 6'2!

Yeah, but she's 5'11 so if she wore the kind of shoes she normally does she'd be taller than him.

I don't know how I know all this, please somebody find me a life.

www.j-14.com/posts/10-photos-of-taylor-swift-towering-over-other-stars-16582/photos/taylor-swift-tall-1-6436

Who knew!! She looks so much nicer without that scraggy platinum Bob thing.

TH Makes her look way younger than she is!!

I can't believe I just clicked on a link that prompted me to be asked if I was 13 or over. Someone disconnect my internet I'm meant to be working!!!!!

You were obviously judged on your previous browsing history!!!

I don't think the angle flatters Bruno Mars there but wtf! He looks like a child.

Now she didn't have to wear those fugly flats when she was with that fine strapping Scottish lad.

Oh TomTomTom what are you doing? Looked like he had the sweaty pits before he even got in - perhaps the excitement of this totally accidental and not set up pap walk was too much for him.

Ooh her other male friend's quite fit, isn't he? Lovely smile.
She suits red lippy, not everyone can get say with it.
All this Taylor and Tom business reminds me of Topsy and Tim.
Anyhoo I want a musical interlude inspired by their gig-going.

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=8ZVgpJtkUus

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=9h30Bx4Klxg

^Love these unashamedly!

Let's hope they don't "do" Glastonbury together this year. She'll be walking around in wellies, angel wings and shades while he'll be wearing waders, a tweed jacket and a deer stalker. I can just see the hilarious photos now: Swifty crowd surfing in 6 inch heels whilst TH dances like an uncle at a wedding to the funky music.

I think it will take a lot
more than Glastonbury to get him to part with his favourite shoes nice