Tom Hiddleston dating Taylor Swift

[MegCleary]

I feel sad for Calvin a good proportion of her fans have been dragging the shit out of him so they don't have to admit anything TS does could possibly be shady, they're like cult members!

Totally agree Idris should have his own franchise. He's awesome.

I'm sue I agree that Clive Owen is the best Bond we never had. I think Mark Strong is the best Bond we never had.

I'm not sure, I meant to say!

Whoever plays Bond, I'd love the next Bond villain to be Michelle Gomez (from Green Wing). She is wonderful.

Yes yes windpoweranger. Loved Green Wing.

Another vote for Michelle Gomez as the next Bond villain. She cracks me up.

I think after her brilliant turn as Missy in Doctor Who, the Bond villain job would be too similar for Michelle Gomez. Another arch enemy of an iconic British hero/anti hero.

To any Irish on the thread who may like a giggle name doing the rounds there is TayTo. Sadly I love it.

TayTo 😂

Tayto beats my tiddles hands down

cheesy tayto

Tayto forever :o

Oh stop it 😂

Gives her his jacket tayto

not going to make any jokes about roasting, oh no, not me...

mitzy But back to the hoi polloi humble Bonds of years gone by, dreaming of their Fray Bentos...
From Uruguay with crust
Gravyfinger
You only live pies
Live and let pie
The man with the golden crust
The pie who loved me
For your pies only
A view to a fill
License to fill
Goldenpie
Tomorrow never pies
Pie another day
Piefall

These are courtesy of Mr Kimmy as part of our sad dinner conversation this evening which ended up with him doing a very lairy cockney Adele mashing up Pie-foal Crumb-bowl with knees up mother brown. It's been a long week

Latest sighting of Tayto. Just off down the park with a bottle of Bucky. At least Toms changed his clothes.

Arf at Tayto but I demand the return of Tiddles

Tom looking quite jaunty there. And with a jacket that could cover the whole of the Atlantic, should Swifty demand such an extravagant gesture.

Should she? She so would.

I was just reading that Tay Tay has an understanding with the paps. They print flattering photos and she obliges by smiling and accommodating them.
A pap who knows her says the photos were definitely staged but can't figure out why.
One of the ideas is shes trying to divert attention from the rumoured film of her agreeing to Kanye calling her a bitch in his 'song'.

This is definitely all true because I read it on Facebook.

And Calvin has been photographed wearing Yeezus trainers
Ohhh burn 🛁 (I don't have a fire emoji so heres a hot bath one)

Yeah, and did we mention that on Weds Calvin tweeted something like It's going down with THREE skull faces. And then he deleted it. Double hot bath burn.

So, another day, another day's media outreach plan executed. Stories have run about Hiddles' first date - it was to a bakery, where they had swan shaped cream buns, or something. And they looked at Tay's phone a lot.

And now Tom has been pictured swaggering to the gym in NYC. But - get this - he was driven in Swifty's giganormous swank car. Oh, and details of the new love nest - which Taylor will be renting as her main NYC is renovated - have been leaked.

I think we can all agree that the PR teams deserve a bonus this week.

Did you see her house? I'd pretend to shag her to live there. Hell I would shag her to live there

Blimey Zebra, that all seems a bit... try hard.

Hold the front page!

A 'leading body language expert' has had a look at the pics and Tay Tay is "smitten"!

Honestly! Have these people never been in a real relationship? Surely they know that if you are genuine in a relationship with someone or have just started dating, the last thing you would want is for all and sundry to know your business?These stories are like having a glowing neon sign above your head saying 'Im in a showmance'

Last time I saw a pair of legs like that, they were hanging out of a nest