The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

[PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass]

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

Il Divo and Katherine Jenkins.

I'm going to kidnap Michael Ball and put him on my bus. I'll replace him with Bonnie Langford as she's only tiny and can provide the entertainment with Denise.

I'm going to strap Michael to the big grumpy bloke from The Chase and see how far they get when you try to kidnap them Busy

Lulu's in the trailer. She'll 'shout' all the way.

Chezza IS a ticket that needs punching.

Is there space for Michael Bolton - he could torture them all with his singing..

Steve Wright, ladies, I give you Steve Wright....

Actually, all 70's DJ's if that's ok

Busy, the Ball doesn't want to get off now. He's having a lovely time spit roasting Lulu with Chris Evans. Elaine Paige is on the bus.

I'm assuming Dave, Boris and Jezza were in automatically?

And the staff of the Daily Mail.

Elton John, David Furnish and Paul Macca have just got on. Ting Ting, move along the bus now 😊

The Rolling Stone and all their children, wives, ex wives, and random shags.

Chipped, that's a lovely contribution, thank you😀, I'm nominating you for the next peace prize lol

Big Michael and teen tiny Elaine Paige are entertains everyone with a Medley of Andrew Lloyd Webbers best showtunes, 'I know him so weeelllll'

the staff of the Daily Mail

Pay attention, Chippednailvarnishing - this bus is for celebrities, not obscurities.

Can the Hemsley sisters squeeze in? And Cok Wan too!

I've gagged Michael Ball and Elaine Paige, no need to make everyone suffer.

Claire Sweeney wants to get on, she's missed the ferry cross the Mersey.

Oh oh oh - her with the hair!! Married to an Irish comedian/actor, him from the IT Crowd and Bridesmaids.

She's a MASSIVE twathead.

Dawn O'Porter. I mean. For fucks sake. O'Porter?

Twat.

Dawn OPorter

Andrew given the appearances of Amanda Plattel on Question Time and Liz Jones on Big Brother, I think putting the entire staff of the Daily Fail on the bus is an act of kindness .

Poor Michael, I'm worried about him being all squashed on the bus! Bono and Bob Geldof are waiting at the bus stop.

I think given he's currently spit roasting Lulu, I can't imagine anyone will want to get close and squash him Busy

He looks like someone has already sat on his face......and not in a good way.