The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

[PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass]

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

Surely Nigel Farage has secured a seat

He's not even allowed on this bus . He's in a special celebrity jail. With Ed Balls.

An unlikely pairing

Nigel Farage is in the tow along luggage trolley, with Donald Trump and Gloria Hunniford.

Can we just throw Nigel Farage in front of the bus and have done with it?

Garage for bonnet ornament. Like when bin men tie on Mickey mouse dolls that they find in the rubbish heaps to the front of their trucks.

Yes!

Aw no! Not Mickey Bubbles! I like him even though he's insufferably smug
Glad to see that Barbara 'irritating laugh' Windsor is on board, along with Elaine 'equally irritating laugh' Paige.
Is there room for Tom 'no, I haven't had bariatric surgery, I just stopped drinking beer' Kerridge? He's such a smug annoying git, and he'd manage to squeeze on because he's all thin & that now.
but he didn't have surgery, he just stopped drinking beer, yeah right!

Yep Tom is in the tiny refreshment area which Jamie fertile Oliver .

*with

Is Anthea Turner on? And Anneka Rice. Oh and the cast of TOWIE.

George Clooney and his wife Maureen lipman actually had me choking on my wine.

George Clooney and his wife Maureen Lipman.
Tate now that you say it.
I never noticed it before but you are spot on.