The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

[PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass]

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

I think we need that special seat next to the driver for Cliff Richard - only those with friends in high places get to sit there

Is Taylor Swift on board ?

And all her ex's...

You'll need to book a fleet of buses then Chipped

Cheryl Cole or whatever she calls herself now, Ronan Keating, Kerry katona & Gary Lineker on you get!

Micky Bubbles please take him

And Andrew Castle

Move the fuck up cunts!
A band of "Youtubers" are boarding.
Get a proper job morons!

Where do you think you're wandering off to Christopher Packham? Fuck the binoculars. On you get!

funny thread

Can I add the "comedienne" Katy brand please. Just been watching her on the wright stuff and she's so bloody smug and send righteous. She said if leave won the referendum and she was pm she would ensure that the UK remains in the UK anyway. Made me dislike her all the more.

Oh God, yes, Micky Bubble. I never liked his music but he was on a chat show going on about how he and his wife had lots of dirty sex because she's Spanish. He said their baby had been conceived whilst having dirty sex.

There was a poor Spanish woman in the audience who happened to be pg. He was saying how she must have conceived her child whilst having dirty sex. He then went on to sing to her bump. I was pg with dd at the time and I made dh swear to kill MB if he ever tried to sing to my bump.

God yes to the you tubers! Wouldn't mind if they admitted to earn their millions from being good looking and advertising but they're masquerading as gurus and experts. Get on the bus!

Special nomination for Jim Chapman for his collaboration with John Lewis who are promoting him as a 'fashion journalist'. My arse he's a fashion journalist.

In fact I might just shove all the boyfriends and hangers on of you tubers on.

Ah youtubers, I nominate pewdiepie and his girlfriend, that stampy one with the annoying voice, AliA, Zoella, Miranda and DanTDM.

Ahhh, Stampy.

My babysitter

Is there room for Caroline Flack, Olli Murs and all of McBusted (apart from Tom Fletcher), oh and Robbie Williams too?

I'll pay towards a double decker bendy bus.

Daisy Lowe. She has modelled but is no model! I can't stand the sight of her. She loves the paps, just loves them!

Had more men than hot dinners! Now she is dating Darius! I thought his name was Darius Danesh but he's now called Darius Campbell.

She is a z Lister who think ks and acts like an A Lister.

I really cannot stand her. Please put her on the bus. Please.

Daisy Lowe is dating Darius? I thought he was married.

Is there room for David Dickinson and his mahogany tan?

Darius can entertain them all by singing "Hit me baby one more time" .

Ooh yes, his Pop Idol version was incredible

Can Gareth Gates and his coconutty tea get on please ?

Only if he still stammers for the sympathy vote.

And he can't sit next to Jordan

Oh goodness me, no! She might split his frenulum again.

Oh my god

She what? Again?! 😫