The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

[PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass]

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

Ok Chipped as long as he's comfortable, that's the main thing.

Katie Price, half of the stand-up uncomedians, Elton John, the absolutely vulgar crowd from the TOWIE and Made in Chelsea.

Busy I'm lol'ing and I'm not allowed to tell the DCs why

Oh Busy, as long as he's comfortable.....hahaha.......he's balls deep in Lulu, I expect she's as comfy as a favourite fire side chair 😂

Chipped I am too. My 12 month old was looking at me very strangely earlier!

I'm now pondering Michael and the production of Lulu's special cream, whilst searching for brain bleach!

Painted pass the brain bleach please

I'm painted ffs.... The thought of what Chipped was pondering has damaged my mind.

I can't believe this- I mean, what a childish and mean thread.
They are real people, you know! FFS.

It's the effect of Michael's special crème. 😂

Only joking- this is great!
Can Eamon Holmes and his lacquered wife Ruth squeeze on?

Then hide it Brexi

I swear her hair never moves.

Aaarrrgh! sorry Brexi!!! I really thought you were serious!!!

I'm trying to get my baby to go to sleep and keep snorting with laughter

You're so right Brexit

I must not take the piss out of fame seeking celebrities
I must not take the piss out of fame seeking celebrities
I must not take the piss out of fame seeking celebrities
I must not take the piss out of fame seeking celebrities

Holly Willoughby. Fearne Brittan. Jimmy Carr.David Mitchell.Victoria Coren Mitchell. Ant n Dec.Darcey Bussell. Anyone that presents morning news programmes.

Philip Schofield is another passenger and Gino Dicampo too.

Dermot O'Leary is dashing to make the bus and he's holding Victoria Beckham under his arm, please make sure they don't miss it.

Not having mentioned Jeremy Kyle is just an oversight. Drag him along the road tied to the rear bumper.

Doing a head cou, think we need a convoy

Surely on this bus, it's a headcunt?

Well I'm going to rescue Eddie Izzard because I love him, Davina too and maybe Adrian Edmonson. Charlotte Church can board though with all her political spouting!

No handstands Eddie Izzard is under bus arrest and handcuffed to the seat, so he cannot be removed.

He's trapped by his huge ego and pink beret!