The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

[PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass]

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

Please, please can I put Donald Trump on?
He can sit next to Jimmy Carr and they can annoy each other.

And that woman from Gogglebox who drinks tea out of old Pot Noodle cups and wears a ring in the shape of an aeroplane that's nearly as big as her hand.

I think you have to accept petitions for removal - I want Michael Ball OFF THAT BUS!! That unfunny fucker Michael McIntyre can take his place.

Michael flatly can lard of the dance his fat , arrogant self straight on to the bus . fat greasy fuck

No way is Michael Ball getting off that bus! I'm barring the door as we speak! 'Get back to your seat Michael, no arguments'

How can you resist that cherubic face?

You say cherubic, I say Halloween cake.

Janet Street Porter.

She can sit the other side of Trump 😈

Is there a spare seat for Jeremy Hunt?

All of them. I'm struggling to think of any 'slebs I wouldn't put on a bus (unless there's media coverage, that would just give them more attention.)

How could I forget!!! Lorraine Kelly!!! She needs to be on that bus, so she does.

Has Lenny Henry boarded?

Michael gove can be strapped to the roof if needed
*helpful

Fatso from the GoCompare Adverts. When he starts singing they will long for the cliff.

Vicar from goggle box can't stand her.

Is this bus exclusively for celebs or is there a roped off area for commoners? Because I think of a couple of relatives I'd like to shove on there. They're the types to love all the celebs mentioned so far so it wouldn't be too much of a punishment but still.

name and shame your relatives Enid (not by name of course!).

I'll go first - evil uncle (not blood relation known as Poison Dwarf) - he's managed to get to 70 the utter cunt whereas my dad died at 50 (they were best friends). My mum also rescued uncle from a house fire many years ago, dragged him out. I'd have shoved him back in.

"Halloween cake" wheeze!

Katie Price.

I'll have to just mentally shove them on there in case I'm spotted. they can sit at the front of the bus downstairs where all the uncool kids sit.

Someone can sit in the toilet too! Who shall we seat in there?

James Martin. If there isn't enough room someone could lube him up with his beloved butter and slide him right in.

Jamie Oliver wtf is wrong with his tongue.

Heavens, Hugh fernley whittingstall (sp?) almost missed the bus!

Can we squeeze a few more on? - Jennifer Lawrence, Amy Schumer, Jamelia, Danny Dyer, the actress who plays Anna Windass in Corrie, Lowrie Turner, David Cameron, Emma Thompson, Kate Winslet, Barack Obama and Jo Brand.

Hang on! Kerry Katona wants on, but she's lying in front of the bus at the moment with her trackies round her ankles.....give her a minute.

Michael Ball will not be leaving the bus. I've paid for it, I put him on and he's staying on. Him and his Jazz hands and pilsbury dough face.