The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

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Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

Paddy McGuiness, his vacuous wife and Peter Kay. We can squash them in the crusher.

Must be room for Kylie

More to add:

War criminal Blair and his ghastly wife
James Martin
Emma Thompson with her rude comments about the English. The inside of the bus is too good for her - strap her to the roof.
Lorraine Kelly
Nolan woman from loose women - oh hell - all of them.
The gormless woman from The One Show
Eddie 'the stupid' Izzard because someone up-thread rescued him
Fiona Bruce, again, because I have to turn off any programme in which she appears, with the exception of her cretinous interviews with Prince Philip who spend the time looking at her as if she was a half wit, asking bizarre, embarrassing questions. It's on Youtube in all its glory

awayn Don't worry, Kylie is dangling off the rear view mirror. We put her there earlier.

Lorraine and the loose women shower have been on for ages. They're all settled down nicely, admiring Lorraine's lovely windcheater from JD Williams....so they are.

That ghastly dullard who plays tennis - Andy wot sit. Plus his mother and brother. They can sit near Ennis and all bore together !

Jack Whitehall

Pity Bob Crow cheated the process!

That TV clip of Lorraine Kelly dancing in heels and her bikini made me want to throw up a bit
oh..........
are there sick bags on the bus?

Fearne Cotton
Titchmarsh
Simon Mayo
Rylan
Aleesha Dixon
Amanda Holden
The Michael family from Gogglebox

Ricky FUCKING Gervais. His face and his laugh. Urrrgggghhh. Makes my skin genuinely crawl.

Blimey. Reading this thread makes me wonder if there are ANY celebs people like?

There are a few I'd like to rescue but we're not allowed.

Good news re extra space. Make sure Steph from the news and Ellen MacArthur get seats please.

Same. Some of the people on here are not as bad as others. It's all personal taste. Michael McIntyre isn't my thing (nor many others judging by this thread) but obviously some people like him. Can't imagine why though

Oh yes, I forgot Aleesha Dixon - she irritated me so much I stopped watching Strictly Come Dancing .

I hope the ropes are tight holding Emma Thompson on the roof, I don't want her escaping.

Ellen MacArthur Yes!!!
She's sitting with Ennis and the Tennis People

We're going to need a fleet of buses I think.
Lucy Worsley and Dan Snow.

Move up the bus, please - we have an Alan Titchmarsh at the stop, with a simply enormous begonia.

Beyonce, Kanye West, John Legend and his wife whose name escapes me..

And we need a space for Tim Wonnacott and a hideous piece of Moorcroft.

Eh.....Lucy Worsley? Lucy of the lovely coats and the wee cute hair clasps? Can she get off at the next stop? Aw....Lucy's harmless.

Good news! Tim Peake will be joining the buss live from the ISS! He didn't want to miss out!

I love Lucy, let her off and we could squeeze Marvin and Rochelle Humes on.

Rules is rules, once on they stay on. Every single Royal is now on the bus.