The Anti Celebrity Bus is now boarding....

[PaintedDrivesAndPolishedGrass]

Form an orderly queue please with the celebrity/celebrities you cannot abide and lets ship them off to the far side of fuck. I've popped Lulu, Michael Ball and Chris Evans on already. Whose next?

Not before time......

Wait! Can you hold it back a wee while to give Sir Philip Green and his nauseating wife time to get here from their tax haven in Monaco? And to go via BHS to pick up a nice acrylic travelling outfit each?

Not really a sleb, but John Terry could do with a little trip to see if there are any women left who he hasn't shagged

Oh, and the perma-tanned Sir Paul McCartney but he can't sit behind the driver incase his jaunty head wobbling restricts the view in the rear view mirror

TwoKettles that really made me chuckle. I'd like to add Heather Mills and his sulky daughter Stella.

Loving this thread

I don't agree with all the passengers but I can respect other people's point of view

Wait, we've forgotten Philip Greens daughter Chloe.
Tamara and Petra Ecclestone.
Sally Bercow

That bloke with the twirly moustache off the Go Compare ads on his way.Said he'll do a duet with Macca.

Can we fit Shazza Rooney at the back please.....

Put the K ardashians on the koach quick before I kick them.in the kunt.

Just seen the Lorraine Kelly dancing in her bikini video. She's now on toilet duty with Sting.

Chipped You know when you kind of want to google something but you know you really shouldn't...

One way for Rita Ora please.

And Sue Perkins

Sting , Sam Smith , Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift can lead the singalong as they drive through the gates of hell.

twokettles Sir Paul would obviously sing Hey Jude at some point.

Can we strap Barbra Streisand to the undercarriage, please?

Is there room next to Paul McCartney for Mick Hucknall, they can take it in turns to sing drone the others to sleep.

I'm not sure if orange Andre is on yet . He's flown home from Cyprus to his daughter's hospital bed and there's a 'really love my kids' article up within the hour.

Make way on the 'Shit Singers' row for Paloma Faith please.

Hold the bus, Noel Fielding and his magical quirky cape of silver feathers wants to ride too.

Time for economy of scale. Let's charter a pantechicon and load up everyone connected with the X-Factor or BGT except the delusional first round failures who provide something to laugh at.

And that includes the Audiences of Morons.

I'm rather annoyed at my 3 poisonous neighbours so even though they are not celebs they have really pissed me off so I'm bunging them on too, with my foot up their backsides. It's now a free for all, shove on whoever you like.

The easily amused audience of Loose women must be allowed on too then.

Is there room for Jackie Bird? If not she can get towed on her arse.